Rocks

[Talon_Moonshadow]

Rocks are tough. Very tough.

You probabaly cannot cut one with a knife, or even a Katana.

The harder ones will even shrug off blows from most hammers.

But they don't "do" much.
Just kinda sit there and look tough.

Yeah, you can pick up one and throw it at someone.... and it'll hurt.
In fact, it can kill! Throw a big enough rock, or a small one with a lot of force, and it can definately kill!

But...that's about it.

You can't do much else with a rock.

They don't sing.
They have no herbal healing properties.
I've never seen a rock on a stage trying to do a magic trick.
Never caught one sneaking into my house and trying to take something...

They aren't even much fun to play with.

So....when I imagine being someone else....something else.
When I imagine having a cool, interesting, glamorous, adventurous job or lifestyle...

I have never....

had any desire...

to be a rock.

[Waylayer]

A rock feels no pain.

An Island never cries.

[karsion]

The Rock on the other hand is nothing like a rock... or is he???

[Inferno346]

glamorous

Apparently you have never heard of glamorous rocks!

[Xeraphim]

A rock feels no pain.

An Island never cries.

Volcano Islands vomit sometimes...

but yes. Spew me a river...

[stretchcore]

I'm not a rock star. I'm a soft person. I'm not a rock.

[gerardIII]

Rocks are tough. Very tough.

You probabaly cannot cut one with a knife, or even a Katana.

The harder ones will even shrug off blows from most hammers.

But they don't "do" much.
Just kinda sit there and look tough.

Yeah, you can pick up one and throw it at someone.... and it'll hurt.
In fact, it can kill! Throw a big enough rock, or a small one with a lot of force, and it can definately kill!

But...that's about it.

You can't do much else with a rock.

They don't sing.
They have no herbal healing properties.
I've never seen a rock on a stage trying to do a magic trick.
Never caught one sneaking into my house and trying to take something...

They aren't even much fun to play with.

So....when I imagine being someone else....something else.
When I imagine having a cool, interesting, glamorous, adventurous job or lifestyle...

I have never....

had any desire...

to be a rock.

Does this have anything to do with DDO?

We are in:
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS ONLINE®: Eberron Unlimited™ Forums > Free Discussion Forums > General DDO Discussion

[fasteddie8989]

yet there are many types of rocks. Ask any geologiest (spelling?)

when broken
some crack
some flake
some turn to dust
some get sharp edges
some get nics
some split

rocks different appearances
some are dull
some are shiny
some are clear
some are pink
some are green
some are green

rocks can be used by them self, but are best served with combined with other things to do wondorus things.

Just like people rocks can not be put into one mind set and condemed or praised for being what they are.

[TempestAlphaOmega]

Doesn't paper cover rock?

[Battery]

i had a pet one once it lived in a box with some straw

[Cobra13e]

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

[Thrudh]

[DakFrost]

"Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll."

-Keith Richards

[FireStormReel]

A rock feels no pain.

An Island never cries.

Love the reference.

[Gnorbert]

Bob Seger disagrees.

[Memnir]

For those about to Rock, we salute you.

[Talon_Moonshadow]

lol...

And here I though "you" of all people might understand.. lol

[Talon_Moonshadow]

i had a pet one once it lived in a box with some straw

I still want one of those btw. (but I want the instruction book it came with too )

[MIssAthena]

Rock=WF?

I want a cookie if I'm correct!

[fasteddie8989]

I think he is talking about rogue warforge intima tank