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    Default I do care - I just don't want to get hurt again!

    I don't mean to get all PETA on you here, but is it possible to change the name on the Artificer Enhancement "Uncaring master"?

    I like the idea of not taking damage when my familiar takes the last ride to the puppy pound in the sky, but I feel like a complete jerk taking an "enhancement" that makes me an "uncaring master". It's not like I don't leave a warm bowl of oil out for him, or bring him out of the acid rain.

    Perhaps change it to "Construct Bond Mastery" - You have mastered the link between your construct and no longer receive an energy feedback that causes you loss of energy and spell points when your familiar dies.

    I just hate taking an enhancement that makes me feel like a dirtbag for selecting it.

    - Bop

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdoprey View Post
    I don't mean to get all PETA on you here, but is it possible to change the name on the Artificer Enhancement "Uncaring master"?

    I like the idea of not taking damage when my familiar takes the last ride to the puppy pound in the sky, but I feel like a complete jerk taking an "enhancement" that makes me an "uncaring master". It's not like I don't leave a warm bowl of oil out for him, or bring him out of the acid rain.

    Perhaps change it to "Construct Bond Mastery" - You have mastered the link between your construct and no longer receive an energy feedback that causes you loss of energy and spell points when your familiar dies.

    I just hate taking an enhancement that makes me feel like a dirtbag for selecting it.

    - Bop

    I get where you are coming from, but I dont think it applies to this class, given what the Artificer represents. If we were talking about a Ranger, or possibly Druid, then yes.

    I believe the Artificer sees his homonculus as nothing more than a tool, like his runearm, a wand, or repeater. If it breaks, repair it, its destroyed, replace it, when its not needed box it up. Arty is a man of science, a mechanical engineer, who has learned to replicate the "effects" of magic into his creations. He is like Jimmy Neutron, all grown up. A perfect comparison to any who have watched the Jimmy and Timmy Turner crossovers. I have 2 kids so, Im an authority on those cartoons, lol.

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    You are a horrible horrible person, and it's time you came to terms with that, rather than hiding behind flowery verbage changes.

    NO DISASSEMBLE!

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    All Artificers should be required to name their toons Michael Vick in light of that enhancement.

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    This is what you should do if your puppy (cute adorable robot puppy!!!) dies. Anything less is Uncaring Master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rimble View Post
    You are a horrible horrible person, and it's time you came to terms with that, rather than hiding behind flowery verbage changes.

    NO DISASSEMBLE!


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    Quote Originally Posted by rimble View Post
    You are a horrible horrible person, and it's time you came to terms with that, rather than hiding behind flowery verbage changes.

    NO DISASSEMBLE!

    "Your mother was a snow-blower!"
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    Off-Topic:

    I want my dog to yell, "Disassemble?!" when he gets hurt a bit, and then yell, "NO DISASSEMBLE!" when he gets really wounded, and then he goes into a rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caseas View Post
    Off-Topic:

    I want my dog to yell, "Disassemble?!" when he gets hurt a bit, and then yell, "NO DISASSEMBLE!" when he gets really wounded, and then he goes into a rage.
    I am for suspending the release of U11 until this is implemented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post

    "Your mother was a snow-blower!"
    +1

    No disassemble Johnny 5!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baronlager View Post
    All Artificers should be required to name their toons Michael Vick in light of that enhancement.

    HA! you almost made me spew coffee! ...and yeah, now you know i'm gonna HAVE to do it.
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    I completely agree. I'll never be able to take "Uncaring Master" as an enhancement because of how cruel the description and name of the enhancement sounds. Not all Artificers have to view their pets as a tool, I say!

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    I think they should modify uncaring master so that your robot becomes more like this
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    Uncaring has it right. Frankly I wouldn't have given any enhancement of that type, you should suffer when you lose a faithful companion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdoprey View Post
    I don't mean to get all PETA on you here, but is it possible to change the name on the Artificer Enhancement "Uncaring master"?

    I like the idea of not taking damage when my familiar takes the last ride to the puppy pound in the sky, but I feel like a complete jerk taking an "enhancement" that makes me an "uncaring master". It's not like I don't leave a warm bowl of oil out for him, or bring him out of the acid rain.

    Perhaps change it to "Construct Bond Mastery" - You have mastered the link between your construct and no longer receive an energy feedback that causes you loss of energy and spell points when your familiar dies.

    I just hate taking an enhancement that makes me feel like a dirtbag for selecting it.

    - Bop
    Sorry but if you care, there is a risk you get hurt. Thats how things work. :-(

    Think of it as a first step to very EVIL alligment player characters.

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    What about changing it to "Carefree Mistress"?

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    I plan on naming my mutt Disassemble, actually. If only because of all the difference one little comma can make...

    "NO, DISASSEMBLE!"



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