Cleric Ranking

[toaf]

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dRaMa.. get the popcorn,,,,

[Uchuujin-San]

there is only one, all others are mere useless gimps compared to the awesomeness that is this man. he heals all, no one dies on his watch, he'll chug mnem pots like its Guinness and he an Irishman who's just woken up.

He is....Heystack Ironhorse.

/end thread

[MaxwellEdison]

He is....Heystack Ironhorse.

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?

Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?

He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind

Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

Now the time is here
For Ironhorse to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved

Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge

Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Ironhorse lives again!

[Uchuujin-San]

haha should be the theme song that plays while he's being summoned....

[Saaluta]

LOL!

That is the same as my blacklist.

OMG!!! 3 Khyber Players with the same list, but you forgot Saaluta...blacklisted everywhere!!!

Saal

[herzkos]

So this is really a pat your own back thread?

nah, this is another attempt to get clerics names posted because the OP can't get
a HJEALER.. . . . . :P
or not, just a joke folks move along.

[TWDiggs1980]

All that I can tell you is avoid a cleric named Crulax.

[Chris79]

All that I can tell you is avoid a cleric named Crulax.

Seconded, he is truly awful

[noinfo]

nah, this is another attempt to get clerics names posted because the OP can't get
a HJEALER.. . . . . :P
or not, just a joke folks move along.

Oh in that case he should definitely send a tell to Stopwound he loves to come and heal pugs, don't let him fool you sometimes he is just testing you by saying no the first time, keep asking him I am sure you will get what you want

[Khellendros13]

Oh in that case he should definitely send a tell to Stopwound he loves to come and heal pugs, don't let him fool you sometimes he is just testing you by saying no the first time, keep asking him I am sure you will get what you want

Just remember to ask for deathward.

[EatSmart]

Ironhorse
Ironhorse
Ironhorse
Ironhorse

He pugs across the nation
The master of hjealin'
He got the application
You just sent in

It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
Completion time, a server first
A Mem pic would be nice of course

Ironhorse
Ironhorse
Ironhorse
He’s Iron

The Hjealer League of Hjealin'
Is watching so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last we swear

So make the Ironhorse gleeful
Or he’ll make you his mare….

Get saddled up
There’s no recourse
It’s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed Ironhorse

[Calebro]

All that I can tell you is avoid a cleric named Crulax.

Seconded, he is truly awful

I'll give this a big fat THIRDEDEDED!
That Crulax guy is a gimp. He keeps wasting all his **** blue bar on Cometfall and Blade Barrier and Implosion when all I want is a friggin HJEAL! He sucks!

[bendover]

I will wait.

I'd hope you wouldn't.

[KajaGrae]

Can we add a couple zeros to the list so I can at least be on a list?

I wanna be on a list...

But not a blacklist!

DOH!

[Yagi]

I nominate Scroll of heal

[stoerm]

My cleric is Neutral Good, which probably means he's not that Good.

He likes his flavored fowl bb-shredded, cometfall-tenderized, flamerstrike-charred with a garnish of imploded paladin.

[butcheredspirit]

This thread is terrible!

It's one thing, to list the hirelings as useless...in fact amusing.
But to start giving out real toons names!
That seems pretty low.
If you have to post, please refrain from peoples names.

Cleric's get so much hate...and that is why I don't pug.
Often I just go and solo a quest, because there are so many incompetent, reckless characters,
they can be a burden to my cleric's completion.

If I need a group, I tend to go with friends.

Best not to start a thread that is so...flammable.

Don't forget who needs who in the cleric/melee relationship.

Ever wonder why you wait so long for a healer to join you LFM?
This thread is a great example.

[Calebro]

This thread is terrible!

It's one thing, to list the hirelings as useless...in fact amusing.
But to start giving out real toons names!
That seems pretty low.
If you have to post, please refrain from peoples names.

Cleric's get so much hate...and that is why I don't pug.
Often I just go and solo a quest, because there are so many incompetent, reckless characters,
they can be a burden to my cleric's completion.

If I need a group, I tend to go with friends.

Best not to start a thread that is so...flammable.

Don't forget who needs who in the cleric/melee relationship.

Ever wonder why you wait so long for a healer to join you LFM?
This thread is a great example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMi...eature=related

[Chris79]

This thread is terrible!

It's one thing, to list the hirelings as useless...in fact amusing.
But to start giving out real toons names!
That seems pretty low.
If you have to post, please refrain from peoples names.

Cleric's get so much hate...and that is why I don't pug.
Often I just go and solo a quest, because there are so many incompetent, reckless characters,
they can be a burden to my cleric's completion.

If I need a group, I tend to go with friends.

Best not to start a thread that is so...flammable.

Don't forget who needs who in the cleric/melee relationship.

Ever wonder why you wait so long for a healer to join you LFM?
This thread is a great example.

TWDiggs is Crulax

Take a chill pill and your risperidone

[~spathic]

Uarium, as I, er he is known for running out of spell components, long slow falls into spikes, and snarky comments about basking in his glow.