So I joined this PuG for ~censored~. When I zoned in to the quest entrance, I saw that it was a ~moderated~ guild run. I thought, well, okay, what's the worst thing that can happen, amirite? They can't be that bad.
Oh god how wrong I was.
As soon as we get in the quest on ~name~ asked for ~buff~. ~buff~! On ~censored~! Of course, I assumed ~name~ was just joking, and after some people from ~moderated~ laughed I thought I was right.
~caster~ is casting ~buff~. Oh god.
What?!
Ok. We start moving. First encounter, I hear ~sound~. Right of the bat.
~someone~ forgot heavy fort, apparently. Well, no harm done. It happens.
We get to the first ~quest objective~. It's a really simple one. I start ~class role~. I hear yet another ~sound~. Nobody forgot their heavy fort this time.
~healer~ just had ~number~ HP. My ~squishy class~ had more HP than than. On level 10. That's just embarrassing. Soon after, ~moderated~ start shouting over mics (My sub woofer started crying). Eventually, they all die one after one. We eventually finished, after a lot of ~pots~.
I can tell you something.
I will never join ~moderated~'s guild runs again!
~cuss word~!