Kobold Rights!

[DawnofEntropy]

I'm here to talk to you about something very serious, Kobold Rights. Here at Kobold Rights Inc. we specialize in the political aspect of giving Kobolds their rights and in order to keep them in good image we occasionally (frequently) have to purge the more chaotic ones harming their own interests.

Message one of the leaders, Brathnar, Kevot, or Burnnt. We exist on the Ghallanda server.
To be allowed you must swear to follow these tenants
1. Yark! Yark!
2. I will suport kobolds as player characters.
3. Yark! Yark!
4. Everyone has the right to die
5. Yark! Yark!

Very simple if you speak dragon that is.
Please don't argue over rule number 2 in this topic please.

[iconiclastic]

I once gave a Kobold a soul gem.It had a strong essence of the dominator in it.I found it on the floor in a TOD run and as a halfling it was shiny and as I picked it up I got the feeling that my beloved new gem was plotting against me!How can this be possible I thought?I love gems and they love me back!I warned the Kobold,knowing that they shared a love for the shiny.The kobold took it and promptly started worshipping it.Before long there was a cult of the dominator.
Kobold rights you say?I think your really trying to organize Kobolds under you!
So with the help of a friendly wizzy we have found where you live and are going to wait til your asleep so he can trap you in your very own gem!Fear not I will give you to a kobold and you can then have your very own cult.