Best Piking Excuses

[Rubiconn]

I must admit I have unintentionally piked before. I usually stay up late playing and having a few adult beverages. There are times when I catch myself falling asleep at the keyboard.

The worse part is I'd still have my finger on the run key so I'd just be standing there running into a wall.

Everything but the adult beverage but yeah i will find myself falling asleep in a late shroud run or worse in tempest spine. Nothing like waking up standing in lava surrounded by fire eles.

[stubythumb]

As a player who's wife plays DDO I love it when she comes out and says " wife agro give me a min"

[floating]

I'll come back when this party becomes competent. Afk till then.

[Ilindith]

Just Tr'd my wizzy, jump in a Miserys Peak elite just to get it done. About 25% done and get a......

"AFK, bacon".

Sounds like a good reason to me

[k1ngp1n]

'BRB, my GF's bleeding.'

The sad thing is this has been true on two occasions.

[Ilindith]

"Le chat a chié"

[sparty55]

Some ****** said that he had to pick a friend up at the airport during a shroud and another shroud run we had a guy who went afk to bake a pie.

[Seamonkeysix]

"Battery just ran out on my wireless mouse. Gotta run to the store to get a new one."

Quest Complete

"Ok...back"

[Mudcnd]

Best ever "Ahhhhh I spilled bong water on myself !"

[Gomez]

Running EV6, guildie has to run to the store quick. We finish von5 and boot him. We just about finish EV6 when he finally comes back and says "sorry the police followed me back to my house for questioning."

[Hordo]

your on khyber and your name is some form of hordo....... all the excuse you ever need..

^^^This.

Oh, and to see if you're doing it right, click the H. or the first O. in H.o.r.d.o. in my sig.

[Dexxaan]

I'll come back when this party becomes competent. Afk till then.

Awesome.



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[Rodasch]

"My neighbor's house is on fire, brb have to call fire department"

"My neighbor just shot himself on accident, brb, have to call 911"

(yes both of these actually happened to me, but it was during raids in Everquest back when I played that game.)

Another one that cracked me up when someone else used it was "Jehova's witnesses at my door, have to hide til they go away, brb"

[Symerith]

"Got my mom's aggro! Mom angry because I spend all day on DDO, I really need to go or she'll do something terrible to me."

Oh wait, that's true! And I'm 18 ! I really need to do something about it. Maybe I shouldn't wear my Incite DT?

[D-molisher]

My best pike so far ...
Fire alarm went off - sry guys fire brb, only took 4 hours till i was back.
Oh and i got my Pikers completion ( reavers raid - with junk loot offcource).

[silvertrit]

****, she really couldn't hold off an extra five minutes?

Is this guy the new haxor4ic?

[Chefd261]

(from a friend so it was not a big deal)

Back in a few going to see how this piking thing works

was classic

[~spathic]

LFM Reaver's Fate.

[Zorack00]

"Be right back, gold fish drowning."

[Habreno]

Wrong server, but here's a few:

BRB- Parent wants me to clean litterbox <- Happens to me a bit.

BRB- Gotta go to work. <- heard this from a person who ended up getting on my ignore. He was an instant boot from PL.