Best Piking Excuses

**LordPiglet** · 08-13-2011, 05:42 PM

Powers been out and had to go get gas for the generator

**Chai** · 08-13-2011, 05:43 PM

Buncha ameteurs. Real pikers dont make excuses.

**BLAKROC** · 08-13-2011, 05:50 PM

your on khyber and your name is some form of hordo....... all the excuse you ever need.

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**Zirun** · 08-13-2011, 05:59 PM

Piking? No! Didn't you see those songs I used at the beginning of the quest?

**ballsz** · 08-13-2011, 06:01 PM

Best one ever from a guildy of mine....
AFK Tucking in the Chameleon.
(He really was putting the chameleon to sleep)
My personal best....
AFK Frog....

Elite Sins run, and out of no where a frog began jumping across the living room floor... swear to god. I've got pics to prove it.

**gryphonxxii** · 08-13-2011, 06:23 PM

BRB Gang war outside.

**Nysrock** · 08-13-2011, 06:23 PM

My favorite is when I was running Shroud and one of the healers kept complaining about "connection issues". Basically he would stand around then "reconnect" when it was time to loot the chests. He missed all the heals but at least he got all the chests.

Dual-box anyone?

Xionanx · 08-13-2011, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Nysrock

My favorite is when I was running Shroud and one of the healers kept complaining about "connection issues". Basically he would stand around then "reconnect" when it was time to loot the chests. He missed all the heals but at least he got all the chests.

Dual-box anyone?

Ehh, should have played the healed and piked whatever other toon, would have been less noticeable.

I like to cook, so I've piked quite a few quests going to the kitchen to check the oven. lol

**MrCow** · 08-13-2011, 06:51 PM

"A little kid on a bike just got hit by a car. I need to call 911 and make sure he is ok."

**bendover** · 08-13-2011, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by MrCow

"A little kid on a bike just got hit by a car. I need to call 911 and make sure he is ok."

Nice one.

**Nysrock** · 08-13-2011, 07:02 PM

I must admit I have unintentionally piked before. I usually stay up late playing and having a few adult beverages. There are times when I catch myself falling asleep at the keyboard.

The worse part is I'd still have my finger on the run key so I'd just be standing there running into a wall.

**ballsz** · 08-13-2011, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Nysrock

I must admit I have unintentionally piked before. I usually stay up late playing and having a few adult beverages. There are times when I catch myself falling asleep at the keyboard.

The worse part is I'd still have my finger on the run key so I'd just be standing there running into a wall.

I can totally relate, one late night me and a buddy were doing some GH and I kept nodding off. Only to wake up running into the wall. LOL

The best part was... after we finished the quest, I had more kills than he did.

**floating** · 08-13-2011, 07:07 PM

Piking is my job. Its what I do best. Let me perform my art for your viewing pleasure.... afk

**mindlessdrone1991** · 08-13-2011, 07:12 PM

AFK the cat's on fire

**Kmnh** · 08-13-2011, 07:14 PM

I did a "brb, surprise party" during a ToD once

Also "oh ****, the neighbor's house is on fire" - on a eVoN6

It was true, too!

**Nattyboh** · 08-13-2011, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Nysrock

I must admit I have unintentionally piked before. I usually stay up late playing and having a few adult beverages. There are times when I catch myself falling asleep at the keyboard.

The worse part is I'd still have my finger on the run key so I'd just be standing there running into a wall.

In a guild VOD some time ago I made it through the whole quest... pulled the Defender Full Plate, asked if anyone wanted it... and then wasn't heard from again.

Maaaaaay have enjoyed a few too many of those beverages and nodded off. A buddy really wanted it for their next life so he sat in VOD hoping I'd return and eventually recalled without it once I DC'd.

I still catch hell every time we run VOD.

**Nattyboh** · 08-13-2011, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by bendover

Have you ever had to actually fix your neighbor's tractor? It's such a mess scrambling through his and your home just to find the phone book. Once you find it then you've got to run home to use the phone. When it's 108 degrees outside that running around becomes such a hassle.

Heh oops missed that Inter.

Nope never had to, and not lookin to start bud! Doesn't sound like fun.

**Zirun** · 08-13-2011, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by mindlessdrone1991

AFK the cat's on fire

For the record, it's infinitely more likely for one's pool to be on fire.

Alcohol, swimming, and campfire songs: A deadly combination.

**Zapkill** · 08-13-2011, 09:07 PM

Afk a sec, I think my dog is vomiting on the carpet

**biggin** · 08-13-2011, 09:11 PM

Just Tr'd my wizzy, jump in a Miserys Peak elite just to get it done. About 25% done and get a......

"AFK, bacon".

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