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    Default Best Piking Excuses

    Leave names out of this, but leave the excuses you've heard people use for piking.

    I'll start - at the beginning of Rainbow the wizard says - "sorry guys business call afk a min or two" funny how this business call just came in at the beginning of the quest. Coincidence? i think not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartyrules View Post
    Leave names out of this, but leave the excuses you've heard people use for piking.

    I'll start - at the beginning of Rainbow the wizard says - "sorry guys business call afk a min or two" funny how this business call just came in at the beginning of the quest. Coincidence? i think not...
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    Stepping into a shroud pug healer says,

    "Sorry guys, I gotta go fix my neighbor's tractor."

    Ding DC

    /laughter

    Not exactly piking, but felt the need to share.
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    I've had to use "/afk diaper aggro" more than once. My daughter likes to make number two right when I step into the Shroud.

    I'm not completely sure that counts as piking, though, because I'd actually rather beat on portals than change a ****y diaper.

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    this was along time ago on khyber back when in von5 you needed int for the runes. our wizard says oh %#$% my wives water just broke! and he left w/o hitting the rune
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    My favorite was shroud part 4 after about 5 deaths and our one healer drinking two pots. All of a sudden cleric #2 goes, oh sorry i had to order a pizza.
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    Hey you said you wanted me to come along loot that item you really want and you didnt need any help
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nattyboh View Post
    Stepping into a shroud pug healer says,

    "Sorry guys, I gotta go fix my neighbor's tractor."

    Ding DC

    /laughter

    Not exactly piking, but felt the need to share.
    Have you ever had to actually fix your neighbor's tractor? It's such a mess scrambling through his and your home just to find the phone book. Once you find it then you've got to run home to use the phone. When it's 108 degrees outside that running around becomes such a hassle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walsh View Post
    this was along time ago on khyber back when in von5 you needed int for the runes. our wizard says oh %#$% my wives water just broke! and he left w/o hitting the rune
    ****, she really couldn't hold off an extra five minutes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendover View Post
    ****, she really couldn't hold off an extra five minutes?
    when baby says "now" there's not alot you can do about it. lol


    best unintended piking... my ISP kicks me right after we charge around the corner in Reavers Fate. i finally manage to reconnect just as they're finishing up the puzzle

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    in some random lowbie PUG in the middle of a quest, a wizard goes 'brb guys, making a hotdog'.

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    It's my first time ''im learning'' (piking) :P

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    guy in my old guild, evon3, 'afk sex', and was gone for a total of about 5 minutes.

    after giving him **** about his brief afk, he claimed it was a typo, and he meant 'afk sec'.

    so hmm... bad lover or bad typer? you be the judge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unreliable View Post
    It's my first time ''im learning'' (piking) :P

    That also works on women

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    http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=312490

    shameless necro link to my own piking thread.

    the excuse in this instance was 'i hate this quest and dont feel like doing anything'.
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    My excuse is "Afk gotta go look out the window for 20 minutes".

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    A geniunely good one, in a Reavers no less

    One of our healers was from Bahrain.

    They dinged, and everyon was like ***. Comes back in a while, sorry was watching the tanks roll by outside.

    (Civil war/riots are covered under the Force Majeure clause for justifiable piking)

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    "Her husband is home early, need to change computers, back in a bit"
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    Mine is that I want to give my primary account more chances at named loot.
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    Best is when they say nothing and I kick them on the next run.

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