Burias Fan Club or Die.
My personal favorite guild is the Anti-Soulless Soulless Fan Club.
Recruiting: Yes.
Rudeness: Always.
Clothing: Optional.
Klemm-Clemm-Kuff-Kuffix.
Soulless or Die.
Kuff stop sneaking onto the shrug airship
Halflings Rule and never irritate anyone that can cast dispell