If life were like DDO I would................

[KoboldKiller]

Re-roll.

[Ugumagre]

I would retire with all the plat and hang around the taverns all day, bragging about how perfect I was when I was young.

[somenewnoob]

Have to protect my girlfriend for 15 minutes while she was in the library.

[DaGreat1]

kill Coyle myself?

[Hoglum]

... probably curl up in the fetal position and wet my pants. Heck, you can't even go to the bar without a blade coming out of the wall chopping your head off.

Hey, it's my lucky day, I found a quarter!

<bends over to pick up quarter>

Whhooossh, a gout of flame fries young Timmy. *Ding*

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"Look mommy, there a reaver in the school yard."

"Get out there and play. Can't you tell, he's full right now."

[markusthelion]

Be the first to make feather falling items and sell the **** outta them to young thrill seeking punks. Get paid, Marry a hot elf, and still pwn my friends!

[amnota]

Mem Teleport.

[Battlehawke]

.....I would have a beautiful Elven companion who was secretly a Waretiger who could rage at any momment and by three little halflings with Doe eyes who were constantly taking my things without asking....

.....wait...thats my wife and kids....

[Kevorkian]

Play Second Life for 10 hours a day to get away from the pressure of having to defend against invasions from _________ (insert Xoriat, Shavarath, etc. at your leisure) on a daily basis.

[Kalari]

Set up a tavern and plan the Elven rebellion

[slothinator]

Invent a role-playing game where my friends and I act as students and workers in a highly industrial, technical, and capitalist society.

Nah,nevermind, too much work; I'd hang out in the Phoenix and make fun of that sissy Grimwhite whining about his stupid trinket.

[Arnhelm]

TR so I could start over already knowing how to play the game.