Scroll auction

[Ninety0ne]

Since I'm seeing a trend of people posting trash scrolls as if they have value I am offering the finest scroll Availiable... a scroll of the staff of nat gann. This auction will close july 9 2011 @ 1800 pst.
Now bidding rules: for an item of this magnitude the only currency accepted will be large gnawed bones. Good luck to all on this amazimg opportunity.

[Claymorep]

That scroll have to be mine!

2 bones is my offer!
Wait a minute, are You asking LARGE bones? Sorry sorry, but You ask too much... Good luck with auction, probably in future I can handle some extra bones to possess a similar magnitude item rofl