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  1. 06-21-2011, 10:46 PM #1
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    Default Toddlers & Tiaras

    For all that is holy, sacred, flying spaghetti monster meatballed, what in the world are those crazy ass "moms" thinking??

    I just saw a highlights reel and was absolutely horrified.


    Jesus.


    I'm not even sure where to begin.
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  2. 06-21-2011, 10:56 PM #2
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    They are the physical 'avatar' of what being on "Khyber" means. ... Or it is what I would say but they have WAYYY too much drama that can't be contained here.
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  3. 06-21-2011, 11:02 PM #3
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    Kids menu discount on botox and collagen injections for everyone under 7!
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  4. 06-21-2011, 11:21 PM #4
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    yeah... some people are wacked...

    I just wonder how many of those kids grow up to have serious problems later on....
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  5. 06-22-2011, 01:25 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by cdemeritt View Post
    yeah... some people are wacked...

    I just wonder how many of those kids grow up to have serious problems later on....
    Meh, most people I know have serious problems anyway!
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  6. 06-22-2011, 02:06 AM #6
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    Toddlers and Tiaras

    The place where child molesters are born.
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    I can't stand that show. The moms are insane, the kids look like dolls and the attitudes of both are very spoiled and they act like the world owes them everything. It's sickening that the pageants exist, and even more sickening that the moms put their children through them to live out their own dreams. Creeps me the hell out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigana View Post
    Creeps me the hell out.

    'Nuff said.
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  9. 06-22-2011, 04:49 AM #9
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    Little Miss Sunshine. ftw.
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    I've seen the sequel to Toddlers and Tiaras...it's called "My Sweet 16".

    Nothing but rich princesses, with serious daddy issues, crying about how horrible their lives are because their $60000 birthday party only had 3 Major Bands, 32 rare Unicorns and a 15 course meal, while their friend Muffy's party, had 4 Major Bands, 32 Rare Unicorns ridden by Leprechauns and a 15 coure meal served exclusivley by Oompha Loomphas singing "Gold Digger'.

    <FOOT STOMP> "Daddy, it's not fair!! I HATE YOU!!!". <DRAMATIC SOB INTO THE CAMERA>

    Sorry...got lost a little there. Morale of the story: Putting your daughters into Pageants = The Spawning of All That is Evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blank_Zero View Post
    Little Miss Sunshine. ftw.
    Such an awesome movie!!
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    At first I was confused as to why is this in Khyber forums... But then, why wouldn't it?

    Quote Originally Posted by SenseRed View Post
    The place where child molesters are born.
    Speaking from experience there, eh?
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  13. 06-22-2011, 07:12 AM #13
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    The USA is judged by shows like this, and Jersey Shore (yeah, we have that **** here now too, thanks so much for that, please open the suspicious looking package thats on your doorstep, creators and watchers of that show)

    Whats next 'Pimp My Daughter' ?
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    I didn't know what this was about until I googled it.....oh my word...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Franke View Post
    I didn't know what this was about until I googled it.....oh my word...
    This.
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  16. 06-22-2011, 08:44 AM #16
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    Whitehawk? why judge all the USA because of those two mind numbingly dumb shows? You have to know those people arent the norm..thats why they show'em.

    I wish anybody who believes THAT is the USA would spend time here..not on the Jersey shore but out here in "Fly over country" you might find some down to earth folks..some may even be likable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blank_Zero View Post
    Little Miss Sunshine. ftw.
    That was a great movie!

    Child beauty pageants, on the other hand, not so much.

    Next thing you know, people will be teaching their toddlers pole-dancing.

    Oh, wait, they already are.
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    Saw a picture on a magazine advertising that show when i was at a walgreens yesterday, vomited a little in my mouth too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoe View Post
    That was a great movie!

    Child beauty pageants, on the other hand, not so much.

    Next thing you know, people will be teaching their toddlers pole-dancing.

    Oh, wait, they already are.
    Someone pass the brain bleach please.
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    sounds like it's time for another Mr. Khyber event, and yes... I'll be on time this time!
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