Tips you should know before quests with AOK

[bandyman1]

It seems that there is still much confusion amongst the general populace about how to pull off fun runs with AOK. As a public service, I have compiled the following list of tips of behaviors to avoid, in order for our fellow Argonites to enjoy their time with the premier shenanigan-lovers of Argonnessen.

a) If you join an obvious zerg LFM ( ie IP, Know the way, No hand-holding and BYOH, Speed run, TR XP sack, ect ), and do not know the way to the quest, what zone it is in, and/or are unable to reach the destination on your own, then you are an idiot, and you can, and you will be ridiculed before being dismissed.

Life lesson; Don't waste our time, and we won't waste yours.


b) Understand that we do not as a collective group, pass up vendor trash that could be converted to wealth, crafting XP, traded, ect, instead taking sufficient renown rewards to reach a 70+ guild level, for the purpose of providing you, the PuG, with ship buffs and/or crafting alters. Seriously.

Life lesson; Earn your own way, as opposed to begging for hand-outs.


c) Understand that we like to maintain ball-busting banter while completing content. It's what allows us to still run a Shroud after the mind-numbing 2 year Shroud grind that was the wait for DDO;EU. If you think that we're being too hard on another PuG in the group, you should hear our vent. The Canadian(tm), for example, deals with more **** in 30 seconds of guild vent, then any PuG has endured from our membership. Ever. So, make a witty comeback. Grease the stairs in ToD part II. Take part in the fun. I guarantee you, that if you take our jibs with a laugh, and give as good as you get in return, you'll have our respect.

Life lesson; I'm not your mommy, and neither is Turbine. You being bullied by Billy isn't our problem. Handle it. And as much foaming at the mouth saying it'll cause the PC police here, tattling to the nearest adult just makes you look weak, and paints a target on your back.

[Dawnsfire]

I think the biggest tip I have gleaned reading recent forum posts is do not hit Alt + F4 regardless of what they tell you it does

[Gkar]

shar plz

[Asketes]

What house is STK in?

[Hoglum]

"THE SEXY of ARGONNESSEN ~
Now bringing the sexy back to AoK!!!"

The ladies just fall over backwards for video game geeks.

Go get 'em Bandyboy!

[bandyman1]

"THE SEXY of ARGONNESSEN ~
Now bringing the sexy back to AoK!!!"

The ladies just fall over backwards for video game geeks.

Go get 'em Bandyboy!

Yeah, haven't had a problem dude.

Sorry if life's been unfair to ya .

[Argo112]

The Canadian(tm), for example, deals with more **** in 30 seconds of guild vent, then any PuG has endured from our membership. Ever.

At least he gets maple suckers out of the deal

[ArkoHighStar]

Suggested new AoK motto

Grease its not just a lubricant

[SableShadow]

Suggested new AoK motto

Grease its not just a lubricant

"Where there's grease, there's bacon!"

[ArkoHighStar]

"Where there's grease, there's bacon!"

and Heffty

[Yaga_Nub]

"Where there's grease, there's bacon!"

No!

There's the grease; where's the bacon!

[phalaeo]

Meh.

I still love you guys anyways.

[Yaga_Nub]

For the record "just the tip" is my favorite game and I always aim for the back or belly anywhere else just isnt respectful

Tippin' ain't cheatin' is my motto.

Unless of course you're tippin' my girlfriend and then my motto is "You better be able to run faster than the bullets I'm shooting at you!"

[SableShadow]

"You better be able to run faster than the bullets I'm shooting at you!"

Kinda clunky ... maybe sounds better in Latin?

[Kalari]

Your guild sounds surprisingly a lot like mine save maybe we do things drunk. I wish more people played with thicker skins. I know that most think females can't handle a good ribbing for some reason but I think id be scared of my guild mates or offended if they treated me nice cause of my gender.

There are plenty of nice guys and gals running guilds out there, then there are the lovable louses as I call them. I have more fun with those types I know what I am going to get with them as well its more fun to run with those I know are arrogant jerks but make the quests raids smooth and fun then trying to be nice all the time and ending up with out completions or constant wipes. More power to you and your group Bandy and if I ever venture this way maybe i'll get to pester ya

[Yaga_Nub]

Kinda clunky ... maybe sounds better in Latin?

How about this? "Run You ****** Run!" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

[Jonny_D]

How about this? "Run You ****** Run!" BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

You Empty both clips into them hey, good call, but "BAM" sounds like small caliber though... .22 round?

[Bobthesponge]

Kinda clunky ... maybe sounds better in Latin?

or possibly "Fabricati Diem, Pvnc"?

[Trillea]

I think the biggest tip I have gleaned reading recent forum posts is do not hit Alt + F4 regardless of what they tell you it does

But is DOES get rid of the lag!

[SableShadow]

double post fail.