Tips you should know before quests with AOK

[bandyman1]

It seems that there is still much confusion amongst the general populace about how to pull off fun runs with AOK. As a public service, I have compiled the following list of tips of behaviors to avoid, in order for our fellow Argonites to enjoy their time with the premier shenanigan-lovers of Argonnessen.

a) If you join an obvious zerg LFM ( ie IP, Know the way, No hand-holding and BYOH, Speed run, TR XP sack, ect ), and do not know the way to the quest, what zone it is in, and/or are unable to reach the destination on your own, then you are an idiot, and you can, and you will be ridiculed before being dismissed.

Life lesson; Don't waste our time, and we won't waste yours.


b) Understand that we do not as a collective group, pass up vendor trash that could be converted to wealth, crafting XP, traded, ect, instead taking sufficient renown rewards to reach a 70+ guild level, for the purpose of providing you, the PuG, with ship buffs and/or crafting alters. Seriously.

Life lesson; Earn your own way, as opposed to begging for hand-outs.


c) Understand that we like to maintain ball-busting banter while completing content. It's what allows us to still run a Shroud after the mind-numbing 2 year Shroud grind that was the wait for DDO;EU. If you think that we're being too hard on another PuG in the group, you should hear our vent. The Canadian(tm), for example, deals with more **** in 30 seconds of guild vent, then any PuG has endured from our membership. Ever. So, make a witty comeback. Grease the stairs in ToD part II. Take part in the fun. I guarantee you, that if you take our jibs with a laugh, and give as good as you get in return, you'll have our respect.

Life lesson; I'm not your mommy, and neither is Turbine. You being bullied by Billy isn't our problem. Handle it. And as much foaming at the mouth saying it'll cause the PC police here, tattling to the nearest adult just makes you look weak, and paints a target on your back.

[Dawnsfire]

I think the biggest tip I have gleaned reading recent forum posts is do not hit Alt + F4 regardless of what they tell you it does

[Trillea]

I think the biggest tip I have gleaned reading recent forum posts is do not hit Alt + F4 regardless of what they tell you it does

But is DOES get rid of the lag!

[Gkar]

shar plz

[GotSomeQuestions]

shar plz

I'm sure they'd be happy to share the quest "Emerald Claw Nugget" with you. Just ask for a share in a mid-high level AoK group and click "accept" without looking!

[Asketes]

What house is STK in?

[Hoglum]

"THE SEXY of ARGONNESSEN ~
Now bringing the sexy back to AoK!!!"

The ladies just fall over backwards for video game geeks.

Go get 'em Bandyboy!

[bandyman1]

"THE SEXY of ARGONNESSEN ~
Now bringing the sexy back to AoK!!!"

The ladies just fall over backwards for video game geeks.

Go get 'em Bandyboy!

Yeah, haven't had a problem dude.

Sorry if life's been unfair to ya .

[phalaeo]

"THE SEXY of ARGONNESSEN ~
Now bringing the sexy back to AoK!!!"

The ladies just fall over backwards for video game geeks.

Go get 'em Bandyboy!

One female, showing up to vouch for Bandy. Whatchoo got, Hoglum?

[Jonny_D]

One female, showing up to vouch for Bandy. Whatchoo got, Hoglum?

Hell, when I told my sister that I play video games with a guy that talks like Luke Duke from the Dukes of Hazard and I had to tell her Hubby to keep her off the net for a month til she forgot... cant imagne what would have happened if she had been exposed to more than the mere rumor of Bandy. I guess I know how Ishy feels now.

[Hoglum]

One female, showing up to vouch for Bandy. Whatchoo got, Hoglum?

I have:

1. A sense of humor.

2. The knowledge that anybody who mistakes DnD for sexy is delusional.

3. 1 + 2 = laugh considering OP's sig.

[bandyman1]

But I never said that DnD was sexy.

I said I was sexy.

And considering the general hotness of the woman I wake up next to every morning....

I'd say I'm pretty much convinced beyond a doubt.


Like I said; Sorry that life's been unfair to ya in this arena bro. /shrugs. It happens.

[Argo112]

The Canadian(tm), for example, deals with more **** in 30 seconds of guild vent, then any PuG has endured from our membership. Ever.

At least he gets maple suckers out of the deal

[ArkoHighStar]

Suggested new AoK motto

Grease its not just a lubricant

[SableShadow]

Suggested new AoK motto

Grease its not just a lubricant

"Where there's grease, there's bacon!"

[ArkoHighStar]

"Where there's grease, there's bacon!"

and Heffty

[Yaga_Nub]

"Where there's grease, there's bacon!"

No!

There's the grease; where's the bacon!

[Yaga_Nub]

For the record "just the tip" is my favorite game and I always aim for the back or belly anywhere else just isnt respectful

Tippin' ain't cheatin' is my motto.

Unless of course you're tippin' my girlfriend and then my motto is "You better be able to run faster than the bullets I'm shooting at you!"

[SableShadow]

"You better be able to run faster than the bullets I'm shooting at you!"

Kinda clunky ... maybe sounds better in Latin?