[Disclaimer: This Post IS A Joke, I am not responsible for the actions of you or your peers. Nor am i responsible for any judgement placed upon you. ]
Have you ever tried to join a group run but were denied because you lacked the ability to listen and or follow directions? OR because they claimed you were too noobish? Well.....
Here are a few simple steps on how to have a successful runs without having any skill whatsoever.
Things You'll Need.
A little brain power.
A way to move you character, And swing your weapon
And a minor attention span.
Got those things? Good.
Now.... What To DO!
When joining a group, realize that these are easy quests. And most all can be completed by the 1 TR sorc/Wizard with a zerging mentality. THis will make your job of leveling extremely easier. Keep up with said wizard and just swing your weapon while standing in thier firewall. The most beautiful thing about this, IS that you can have a strength of 6 and never hit them, BUT still look like your being useful!
Which means you can create the kind of character you like, A barbarian with 30 intellegence. Or a rogue with 6 con. The options are limitless!
Dont forget to ask for haste and rage, as well as inspire courage and good hope, asking for these just make you look like a pro, and! you might actually hit something once in a while.
Try to make nice with the people your grouping with, They'll recognize the name and take you in an instant. As long as they havent caught on that your just dead weight.
The great thing about leveling this way is you can get many more things accomplished then just playing DDO. You can actually have a conversation with your roomate, OR wife, Or husband. Watch that movie you always wanted to see. Get homework done. And so forth.
Thanks for reading leveling made easy. Shroud made easy coming next!