Quote Originally Posted by Hordo View Post
Smrti, you are lucky I like you or you'd feel the wrath of my greenis.

I'm from Tennessee.

We are taught from an early age, right around 8 years old, that a man (not a real man, because anyone who has to use an adjective for being a man is not one) never and I mean NEVER corrupts, pollutes or otherwise ravages Jack Daniel's.

Never.

Ice is permitted, especially in the Summer.

Until you correct your sinful ways, the High Rabbi of Khyber is declaring you unclean...go find a mikva (yes, I made the implication there folks) and ritually cleanse yourself so that you may regain your status as a Man of Khyber.

The insidious "Jack and Coke" has been linked to outbreaks of unmanliness and has been looked at as the possible source for the modern redneck. It shall be considered treif at all times by men.

Now a woman...they can drink whatever they want, whenever they want.
Put that punk kid in check. He needs to learn how to drink properly before he gets too old. +1