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    I would say.....

    1) Auction prices are so **** ... The server just cant take it anymore...

    2) Too many Lit2 striking at once.....

    3) Uber Casters at the taverns suddenly wanted to blast on sumtin else ....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalHazard View Post
    I think there is a giant space hamster named Boo who is stiring them up and getting them to stand up for their rights.
    The devs probably told them that they were bringing back Mabar, Risia Games and Crystal Cove at the same time. Hamster ragequit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post
    Best lies I can come up with:
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    3) Fatherkline successfully got a full raid group together to run HoX. ...
    Yeah, right, like he needs full groups to slow him down ...

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    Khyber didn't crash... What are you all talking about?
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    Noone took the soulstone to a shrine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gronkagin View Post
    The president plays on Khyber. The terrorists are trying to hit him in his "me" time.
    Nope. Mr. President wanted to play alone. So they disconected Khyber for all other users.
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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post
    I think it was these guys...



    Though I can't quite remember where I've seen them before...
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    They should make Race-specific challenge levels where each race gets a different sort of ability to use for that quest only.
    Half-elf is stuck in limbo, unsure of who or where they are emotionally and physically. You goal is to decide whether you are male, female, or hermaphrodite. Your enemies are society, yourself, and that deep-seeded hatred for your full-blooded parents whose mistake it was to make you. Your special weapon is knowing right where to strike yourself to bleed out the fastest.

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    you changed, bro...

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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post
    I think it was these guys...



    Though I can't quite remember where I've seen them before...


    All servers will be deleted.

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    The Khyber Rapture was delayed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gronkagin View Post
    The president plays on Khyber.
    And everyone transferred all their characters to Cannith :P

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    Divide by zero error?

    ^(Where Khyber was hosted)

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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post
    I think it was these guys...



    Though I can't quite remember where I've seen them before...
    Think they were villains in Buffy The Vampire Slayer...not the movie, the tv series

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExK444 View Post
    Divide by zero error?

    ^(Where Khyber was hosted)
    Best demotivational ever. +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saaluta View Post
    Think they were villains in Buffy The Vampire Slayer...not the movie, the tv series

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    Go watch Doctor Who. You're a very bad geek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel_Barchild View Post
    Go watch Doctor Who. You're a very bad geek.
    Hehe, sorry, it looked like one of the baddies from Buffy, think it was called Shhh!! or something close where noone could talk and the only way to get rid of them was for someone to make a sound. And never could get into Dr. Who...please don't flame me for this...but, in my defense I have seen RHPS in theaters in 10 different U.S. states and 3 different countries...so not a very bad geek, just a bad one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saaluta View Post
    Hehe, sorry, it looked like one of the baddies from Buffy, think it was called Shhh!! or something close where noone could talk and the only way to get rid of them was for someone to make a sound. And never could get into Dr. Who...please don't flame me for this...but, in my defense I have seen RHPS in theaters in 10 different U.S. states and 3 different countries...so not a very bad geek, just a bad one

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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post
    Best lies I can come up with:
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    4) Every water savant on the server cast polar ray at once and it froze.
    This made me laugh the most. +1
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    Turbine Director sits down with Tech Department..
    "Now, tell me again what happened"

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    "well you see it started like this........."
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