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  1. 05-29-2011, 05:06 AM #1
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    Default The best lie why Kyber crashed

    Ok lets hear it

    I say someone crafted a +5 Fire Guard, Bloodrage Docent of Superior Stability, reinforced plating and than put it on the AH.

    At least that is what I "heard"
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  2. 05-29-2011, 05:11 AM #2
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    Because the cleaner unplugged the server for her hoover, the rack mount was dusty.
    "(Party): [Party] Mislabeled: you were killed by Qrazydirections"
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  3. 05-29-2011, 05:12 AM #3
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    Because I cast Morenkainens Disjunction, it lost its tragectory and somehow hit the server IRL.
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  4. 05-29-2011, 05:12 AM #4
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    Wink

    No no no

    The cleaner unplugged the server for her hoover as HER rack was dusty...
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  5. 05-29-2011, 05:13 AM #5
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    german forces conquered turbine (only khyber at the moment)
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  6. 05-29-2011, 05:15 AM #6
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    Memory Error 1337: Integer Overflow on line 670963: "int TotalDrama = QQ * (CurrentLDS / LDSMax);" Core dumped.
    Quote Originally Posted by MajMalphunktion View Post
    as for voice actors I wanted Betty White for Lolth but I got voted down.
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  7. 05-29-2011, 05:16 AM #7
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    The president plays on Khyber. The terrorists are trying to hit him in his "me" time.
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  8. 05-29-2011, 05:16 AM #8
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    All the warforged on the server took the Improved Fortification feat at the same time.
    (Perma) - Khyber - Official Helpers Guild Noob
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    Grease is an extremely valuable party buff.
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  9. 05-29-2011, 05:17 AM #9
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    I think it was these guys...



    Though I can't quite remember where I've seen them before...
    Quote Originally Posted by MajMalphunktion View Post
    as for voice actors I wanted Betty White for Lolth but I got voted down.
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  10. 05-29-2011, 05:19 AM #10
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    It's obviously the U9 DooooOOOoooOoooM, it lagged a bit, so it came delayed.
    ~Denial of Service~
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  11. 05-29-2011, 05:23 AM #11
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    Oh My, It's A Mirage
    I'm Tellin' Y'all It's a Sabotage
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  12. 05-29-2011, 05:25 AM #12
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    They've got their best people working on it...

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  13. 05-29-2011, 05:27 AM #13
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    LOL. Wow. TRS-80. Ahhhh, memories!
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  14. 05-29-2011, 05:28 AM #14
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    The second line shouldn't all be on the right.
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  15. 05-29-2011, 05:28 AM #15
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    Best lies I can come up with:

    1) They're changing firewall back to how it used to be, but just for Khyber.
    2) Someone solo'd ToD on elite with a pure rogue.
    3) Fatherkline successfully got a full raid group together to run HoX.
    4) Every water savant on the server cast polar ray at once and it froze.
    Quote Originally Posted by MajMalphunktion View Post
    as for voice actors I wanted Betty White for Lolth but I got voted down.
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  16. 05-29-2011, 05:29 AM #16
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    The Hamsters are on strike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post
    Best lies I can come up with:

    1) .
    3) Fatherkline successfully got a full raid group together.
    a little editing. +1 for the laugh.
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  18. 05-29-2011, 05:30 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalHazard View Post
    The Hamsters are on strike?
    I knew they'd learn too much from the Kobold Union!
    Quote Originally Posted by MajMalphunktion View Post
    as for voice actors I wanted Betty White for Lolth but I got voted down.
    Khyber: Alelric - Wiz 5 (Hero), Arayaleth - Ranger 20 AA (Champion), Altrocks - Cleric 20 Radiant Servant (Champion), Zinnix - Rogue 20 Assassin (Champion)
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  19. 05-29-2011, 05:36 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaturalHazard View Post
    a little editing. +1 for the laugh.
    or the best build has been made by fatherkline and then he wanted to do a hox raid at lvl 1
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    Quote Originally Posted by altrocks View Post
    I knew they'd learn too much from the Kobold Union!
    I think there is a giant space hamster named Boo who is stiring them up and getting them to stand up for their rights.
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