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  1. 05-26-2011, 12:18 PM #1
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    Default For Tellyo <3 Me + You

    Cmon Sarlona - give us your cheesiest game related pick up lines...


    "What says we go back to my guildship and I show you my +5 Densewood Thundering Staff of greater penetration IX? "
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    <ArnoldVoice>

    Would you like to go behind that rock where nobody can hear you scream?

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    /party joke mode on

    Last night while we were on our guild shroud run (3 RL females in party) and we had like 5 guild clerics and 1 guild favored soul, 2 arcane casters and 4 melees. There was actually a real life female ranger long time guildie that has not been playing that came back after several years and was showing her the ropes to Shroud.

    There was a suggestion as for all divine casters to take the level 5 divine spell, "Divine Punishment" for DOT DPS.

    There was one guildie with a bad speaker that said, "What level spell is that?
    Did you say Divine Penetration? Alright, everyone, take Divine Penetration!"

    Someone else had to rephrase that and said, "no, no, not Divine Penetration, its Divine Punishment at level 5!"

    Someone else then links,"Alright folks, I do not have the spell, but got this:" and linked her 10 Sanitizer Napkins.

    /party joke mode off
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  4. 05-26-2011, 01:14 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raolin_Darksbane View Post
    Cmon Sarlona - give us your cheesiest game related pick up lines...


    "What says we go back to my guildship and I show you my +5 Densewood Thundering Staff of greater penetration IX? "

    Backs away slowly....


    Quote Originally Posted by Tobril View Post
    <ArnoldVoice>

    Would you like to go behind that rock where nobody can hear you scream?

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    Takes off running screaming...


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  5. 05-26-2011, 01:26 PM #5
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    Thumbs up

    This thread is gonna be so full of win that I was gonna +1 you OP for the LOL, but.......

    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
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  6. 05-26-2011, 01:29 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilindith View Post
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  9. 05-26-2011, 01:45 PM #9
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    I used this in another thread yesterday, but here it is again:

    "Excuse me miss, does this trinket smell like slumberdust?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mws2970 View Post
    Careful or the Cube may bring out the banhammer!
    But...but...it's just how I do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by slothinator View Post
    I used this in another thread yesterday, but here it is again:

    "Excuse me miss, does this trinket smell like slumberdust?"
    And I laughed then just as much as now.

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    Someone could try using, "I'm a double-barreled kobold." ;P
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    Me: (Epiitaph Wf Wiz) to Mudfud:

    "No I didn't cast grease, I'm just happy to see you "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raolin_Darksbane View Post
    Cmon Sarlona - give us your cheesiest game related pick up lines...


    "What says we go back to my guildship and I show you my +5 Densewood Thundering Staff of greater penetration IX? "
    Awwwww Nameses <3!!!

    I nearly spit coffee all over my monitor when I saw this thread, no longer do I need to be disappoint!

    Oh, and btw I checked the guild chest. Thanks for the small hard rod(s)!

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    Backs away slowly....




    Takes off running screaming...


    Hehe yeah...


    Oh and Ilindith surprise isn't always the best tactic, it might get ya smacked
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    Quote Originally Posted by LazyTigerLily View Post
    Awwwww Nameses <3!!!

    I nearly spit coffee all over my monitor when I saw this thread, no longer do I need to be disappoint!

    Oh, and btw I checked the guild chest. Thanks for the small hard rod!
    No no, i left you a Large Bone - If there was a small hard rod in there it's only because Omber got in the guild chest again
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    Another good tool that helps me with women...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LazyTigerLily View Post
    Oh and Ilindith surprise isn't always the best tactic, it might get ya smacked
    But getting humped by a naked zombie dwarf is so romantic!
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    All my pickup line are cheese and I've lost track

    Tellyo can probably vouch for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobril View Post
    Another good tool that helps me with women...

    Really?
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