WarSwords

[Dragavon]

I am sooo proud that I am allowed to be in this guild.



*psst Black, where are the 5 LDS you promised for this post?*

[Correlan]

He left them in the Hot Tub on our ship....

[Blackmoors]

Yes, the 5 LDS are in the Monkeys hot tub, good luck getting them...

PS - better have poison protection and disease immunity if your venturing in that tub...

[Ap0k]

And the diagnosis isssss............

....(drum roll)....

Dissociative identity disorder

I lol'd

I think narcissism should be fit in there somewhere as well !

[Magnus_Magister]

I lol'd

I think narcissism should be fit in there somewhere as well !

-signed-

next please!

[Magnus_Magister]

and disease immunity if your venturing in that tub...

why?

[Blackmoors]

Greetings fellow Ghland(r)ians and future Minions!

I would ask a moment of your time (I would say I demand a minute of your time but I dont want to sound rude to my future minions) to contemplate the great achievment that is the fact that Warswords Guild reached level 80! Why is that a great achievement you may ask (in your ignorance...)? Well, first because Im saying that it is (which should be more than enough ofc) and second because it was a long road to reach here (made longer by the fact my guildies aka minions tend to not follow my brilliant guidance all the time and sometimes dont want to do quests that I want to, as if they have a will of their own...) and as such its quite an achievement! Ill wait to read in the next posts people congratulating and praising us (me in special ofc)...

Any way, the guild is thriving and with the release of MotU its always full so our plan of ruling the world (of DDO...) is coming to fruition. That said, were thinking on getting a new minio.... i mean guildie to our glorious guild! So, if your a great player, a powergammer that is very friendly ingame and likes to help others out, a decent human being with a great personality that on the weekends wears the boy/girl scout uniform and helps others - probably this guild isnt for you... but if you want to rule the world (of DDO...) and have some skills and sense of humor, leave a message here or contact me online (maybe Ill reply...)!


Yours truly,
The future ruler of Ghalland(r)a,
Blackmoors


PS - This post was made with the agreement of all my guildies and they all recognize my greatness!

PSS - To further prove my point, there is a guild in Ghallanda that has my name...

[Pewf]

Grats guys on hitting 80.

[Nephilia]

why?

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[Ap0k]

Greetings fellow Ghland(r)ians and future Minions!

I would ask a moment of your time (I would say I demand a minute of your time but I dont want to sound rude to my future minions) to contemplate the great achievment that is the fact that Warswords Guild reached level 80! Why is that a great achievement you may ask (in your ignorance...)? Well, first because Im saying that it is (which should be more than enough ofc) and second because it was a long road to reach here (made longer by the fact my guildies aka minions tend to not follow my brilliant guidance all the time and sometimes dont want to do quests that I want to, as if they have a will of their own...) and as such its quite an achievement! Ill wait to read in the next posts people congratulating and praising us (me in special ofc)...

Any way, the guild is thriving and with the release of MotU its always full so our plan of ruling the world (of DDO...) is coming to fruition. That said, were thinking on getting a new minio.... i mean guildie to our glorious guild! So, if your a great player, a powergammer that is very friendly ingame and likes to help others out, a decent human being with a great personality that on the weekends wears the boy/girl scout uniform and helps others - probably this guild isnt for you... but if you want to rule the world (of DDO...) and have some skills and sense of humor, leave a message here or contact me online (maybe Ill reply...)!


Yours truly,
The future ruler of Ghalland(r)a,
Blackmoors


PS - This post was made with the agreement of all my guildies and they all recognize my greatness!

PSS - To further prove my point, there is a guild in Ghallanda that has my name...

Dear humble leader!

gratz to reaching 80... I havent had much to do with it sadly...and I dont think i will in the near term.
So in the spirit of keeping the reknown you guys earned feel free to boot me. I wont be coming back to play regularly for at least a couple of months...if at all. Ill be logging in every once in a while...so i wont really go inactive im afraid...so better boot me now

anyway...gratz guys! have fun with all the new stuff!

agg

[XaesLiech]

Dear humble leader!

gratz to reaching 80... I havent had much to do with it sadly...and I dont think i will in the near term.
So in the spirit of keeping the reknown you guys earned feel free to boot me. I wont be coming back to play regularly for at least a couple of months...if at all. Ill be logging in every once in a while...so i wont really go inactive im afraid...so better boot me now

anyway...gratz guys! have fun with all the new stuff!

agg

Seriosly Agg, we will all miss the Cyrill Clicky (summon an uber lvl20 drow wizard hireling)!!!

[Dragavon]

PS - This post was made with the agreement of all my guildies and they all recognize my greatness!

Bollocks!!!

All agreements are null and void since I never recieved my LDS payment

[Blackmoors]

Dear humble leader!

gratz to reaching 80... I havent had much to do with it sadly...and I dont think i will in the near term.
So in the spirit of keeping the reknown you guys earned feel free to boot me. I wont be coming back to play regularly for at least a couple of months...if at all. Ill be logging in every once in a while...so i wont really go inactive im afraid...so better boot me now

anyway...gratz guys! have fun with all the new stuff!

agg

I demand you resume playing quickly! Just spent 1.8M pp in a new boat completely furnished with exotic stuff like halfling skin chairs, drow hair tapestries, dwarf beard rugs, etc! We also have a new training Dummy: the old one was was too skinny and nimble and some of the guildies couldn't hit it properly, therefore we bought a new Amnetie that was released with U14 which is called "Iarla Training dummy" - a bit short but fat enough so you dont miss even on a roll of 1!

So get your behind online and start earning renown, this boat is ugly as hell and we need to reach 85 to replace it quickly!!!

[Blackmoors]

Grats guys on hitting 80.

Cheers mate, ty

[Iarladubh]

I demand you resume playing quickly! Just spent 1.8M pp in a new boat completely furnished with exotic stuff like halfling skin chairs, drow hair tapestries, dwarf beard rugs, etc! We also have a new training Dummy: the old one was was too skinny and nimble and some of the guildies couldn't hit it properly, therefore we bought a new Amnetie that was released with U14 which is called "Iarla Training dummy" - a bit short but fat enough so you dont miss even on a roll of 1!

So get your behind online and start earning renown, this boat is ugly as hell and we need to reach 85 to replace it quickly!!!

I hope you realise the use of my name and image comes at price Dear Leader!! I shall see you on the raft...I mean canoe....I mean tug...no no boat that's it boat

[Yazzman]

It's good to know I didn't miss anything important during the time of my absence.

[Blackmoors]

It's good to know I didn't miss anything important during the time of my absence.

Back to the game minion, we need renown you slacker!!!

[Magnus_Magister]

Blah blah bla...

Blah blah blah again....

More blah blah blah....

And now something awesome. Im coming back suckers!!

With all the new content ofc!!

see u soon in game

PS: I hate u Mene

[Yazzman]

And now something awesome. Im coming back suckers!!

With all the new content ofc!!

see u soon in game

PS: I hate u Mene

Gods be good...

[Magnus_Magister]

Gods be good...

In addition, i ll have more a litle bit faster PC so no more 10min loading screen for me

I ll be back at Monday to explore the FR stuff! looking forward to run with my beloved guildies