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    Quote Originally Posted by Strakeln View Post
    +1 from me too. I'm a longtime Dire Mouse Combatant, so I can totally relate.

    I'll never forget the time the wife went downstairs in the morning and found a mouse curled up next to the wood stove. She didn't know what to do with it so she put a glass bowl over it. Let's just say I was a bit confused when I came downstairs a couple hours later.
    Now that brings back memories from college.

    One time I went out to the kitchen about.. 2 am. Was wanting some water and knew we had a mouse running about. My luck of all things was that I was coherent enough to realize it was there.

    I was also coherent enough to pick up the glass skillet lid, and catch the mouse under it. I slapped a post-it "Mouse under glass," on the lid and went back to bed.

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    Best. Post. Ever.

    +1


    I literally cried I was laughing so hard.
    ^^ What he said.

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    omg
    best post evar!!!!



    also... "garb sword" and a rattan polearm? are we dealing with a SCAdian here? ^.^
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    Quote Originally Posted by katz View Post

    also... "garb sword" and a rattan polearm? are we dealing with a SCAdian here? ^.^
    Can't believe it took 1495 views before somebody outed me!
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    hahaha! awesome! Meridies represent ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by nat_1 View Post
    You equip Rattan Polearm.
    Sweet. I was worried I might be the only SCAdian here. :-P

    +1 for the cool story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadran View Post
    Sweet. I was worried I might be the only SCAdian here. :-P
    aw heck no. SCA is awesome.

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    +1, not because it made me LOL but because it was insanely brilliant :P

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    +1 from me too. Fantastic use of the combat log. I can truly appreciate the time put forth to prepare this.
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    Well done sir. BTW, I know all about that rodent abundant step. I once scooped up a rat in a tall garbage can and before I could put the lid on, the bastard sproinged out and almost hit me in the face.

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    Default +1 when I get home (rep no work at work)

    Also - you may want to invest in the latest anti-dire mouse device - I had a tabby model that would deposit these (and dire-voles, dire-chipmunks, dire-groundshogs, dire-birds all the way in size up to a dire-woodpecker) in my shoes/slippers while I slept.

    The name of this device is escaping my memory.... think it started with a Q.... or maybe a F....nah, can't think of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by SableShadow View Post
    What dropped?
    A legendary victory.
    Bringing their guild (family) closer to having a vacuum dummy, garage cleaning trainer, and lesser dish washing shrine for their guild house-ship....
    Good job!

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