Dire Mouse Combat Log

[bladepro]

+1 very well written and funny story.

[Wizzly_Bear]

There is a tiny chest but I have no ranks in Open Lock (you know a rogue hireling would really help here, just saying). I'll SS the chest and the sword after work.

chest pics? Deal! Sword pics? No deal!

[Cendaer]

Best post EVAH!!!!

[Missing_Minds]

It certainly ranks in the top 5.

Awesome, and +1 as well.

Top 10 at least with me. I can remember some old good ones.

And yeap, got to +1 this.

[AMDarkwolf]

I try to never +1 for posts that make me laugh, but man, this was one of the best, well thought out and written posts ever.

Thanks for that and +1

[Zippo]

That was a good one

+1

[Arkat]

funny story about mouse slaying

[Kepli_Moonshadow]

Good story.

Loving the reality behind it, though #wifepikeftw

+1

[junior_w]

One of the best post I've read.

[Aganthor]

Good read! Thanks

[Blank_Zero]

Loved it.

Although if you did parse it, is expect a dps calculating to be included here. Id love some numbers on how whiskerbane compares to gs

[Strakeln]

+1 from me too. I'm a longtime Dire Mouse Combatant, so I can totally relate.

I'll never forget the time the wife went downstairs in the morning and found a mouse curled up next to the wood stove. She didn't know what to do with it so she put a glass bowl over it. Let's just say I was a bit confused when I came downstairs a couple hours later.

[GetzHappe01]

Thanks for the story. +1 to you.

How soon before Whiskerdoom knows you have killed her spawn?

[avery61]

Funniest post I've read yet. Definite +1

[nat_1]

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Like I said I have no ranks in OL, but I had a trapsmith Rogue come to the house today to set traps for any remaining Dire Mice random encounters. I figured he could help while he was there. Turns out he only had rogue splash and only skilled traps, not open locks. When he told me he had been a bard but now was a Dashing Swordsman, I started to throw him out, but he somehow talked me into letting him finish the job. Also, I got some tips on cool things to say when I stab stuff.

I find that a +5 pellet gun works wonders for taking them out.

Tried a +5 bb gun, but after a few times i realized the sound i was hearing was the bb's ricocheting back at my face.

Is that like, d20 Modern?

[Veileira]

chest pics? Deal! Sword pics? No deal!

I like swords. Just saying.

[t0tt3m]

dude u just made my evening

+! from me 2

[The_Rev09]

Fantastic!

+1 (and another for the teeny chest!)

[Blank_Zero]

I like swords. Just saying.

I don't know if I wanna know...

[Wizzly_Bear]

I like swords. Just saying.

The OP does have a pretty nice sword there...