don't just create disgusting things!

**IanYang** · 05-01-2011, 02:29 AM

Dear developers, you seem to have special preference to disgusting things. You added parasite Xachosian Eardweller into the game. And now you introduce the nauseating Mindfury Symbiont.

Can you make things more positive? Don't just create disgusting things.

You know what? I will never use them because they are just too nasty.

**phalaeo** · 05-01-2011, 02:40 AM

Post of the Year.

**Jaid314** · 05-01-2011, 03:29 AM

what, you don't like ear maggots? but they're delicious. tasty even! (or so the ability name says...)

**Ganolyn** · 05-01-2011, 05:05 AM

Oh, c'mon, they're adorable!

**Zirun** · 05-01-2011, 05:07 AM

But ear-things are a classic part of D&D!

**phillymiket** · 05-01-2011, 05:20 AM

I wish I could find the Mindfury Symbiont. I've been looking in every chest but nada.

I assumed it would be in the chest in the underwater puzzle room or the Doomsphere chest as one is harder to find and one has a challenge warning but only vender trash in there so far.

Brain slugs aren't disgusting. They will be the new fashion statement of Stormreach.

**Talias006** · 05-01-2011, 10:18 AM

lolz

That's the best argument? Really? They're disgusting how? What about them really turns your stomach, inquiring minds want to know... So we know what to send for holiday/birthday gifts...

Isn't this just a game? Maybe I was mistaken somewhere...

**cdbd3rd** · 05-01-2011, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by IanYang

Dear developers, you seem to have special preference to disgusting things. You added parasite Xachosian Eardweller into the game. And now you introduce the nauseating Mindfury Symbiont.

Can you make things more positive? Don't just create disgusting things.

You know what? I will never use them because they are just too nasty.

Don't ever let us catch you watching that old copy of Star Trek: TWoK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NFXj56JqcM

**Illiain** · 05-01-2011, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by IanYang

Dear developers, you seem to have special preference to disgusting things. You added parasite Xachosian Eardweller into the game. And now you introduce the nauseating Mindfury Symbiont.

Can you make things more positive? Don't just create disgusting things.

You know what? I will never use them because they are just too nasty.

Well they are part of the lore of the Eberron campaign. To exclude them wouldn't make sense. This is why it was such a superior campaign to the overdone and extremely vanilla Forgotten Realms.

**furbyoats** · 05-01-2011, 10:34 AM

/not signed

MOAR DISGUSTING THINGS!

if i want cute and cuddly, ill reactivate my hello kitty online account

**Zillee** · 05-01-2011, 10:35 AM

I'm smiling at this thread.

When I first started playing ddo I bought the tangleroot pack. And then I avoided it because there were sooo many spiders in it. I really don't like spiders in RL and tend to do a girly squeal when I see one. I tried the pack a month later and chanted 'it's just pixels' when I had to fight them. I can now fight spiders in ddo without squinting my eyes at them.

**cdbd3rd** · 05-01-2011, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by Zillee

I'm smiling at this thread.

When I first started playing ddo I bought the tangleroot pack. And then I avoided it because there were sooo many spiders in it. I really don't like spiders in RL and tend to do a girly squeal when I see one. I tried the pack a month later and chanted 'it's just pixels' when I had to fight them. I can now fight spiders in ddo without squinting my eyes at them.

Hmmm....

...and so, how does this new plateau in your DDO development make you feel?

**kyleann** · 05-01-2011, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Talias006

Isn't this just a game? Maybe I was mistaken somewhere...

You are indeed mistaken. This game you speak of, it's real life. It's that stuff outside that screen we call the "window" which is the game. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Before the questions arise, let me answer them: No, the blue pill is not Viagra, there are no snacks that make you shrink or grow, and Keanu Reeves does not suck less on either pill. For that, I recommend cyanide or arsenic (for him, not you).

**kyleann** · 05-01-2011, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by cdbd3rd

Hmmm....

...and so, how does this new plateau in your DDO development make you feel?

Freudian Emoticons? Truly, the internetz is full of win.

**Hendrik** · 05-01-2011, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by IanYang

Dear developers, you seem to have special preference to disgusting things. You added parasite Xachosian Eardweller into the game. And now you introduce the nauseating Mindfury Symbiont.

Can you make things more positive? Don't just create disgusting things.

You know what? I will never use them because they are just too nasty.

Your big, fluffy bunnies, unicorns, and rainbows are here.

**kmau** · 05-01-2011, 10:49 AM

I want to be able to put bunnies and puppies into my ear please.

**Zillee** · 05-01-2011, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by cdbd3rd

Hmmm....

...and so, how does this new plateau in your DDO development make you feel?

I feel ready to take the next step and embrace the challenges of killing more icky stuff. Rawr!

**phillymiket** · 05-01-2011, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by cdbd3rd

Don't ever let us catch you watching that old copy of Star Trek: TWoK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NFXj56JqcM

Somehow Khan sounds so much more threatening in German.

I can imaging how the rest of the film goes.

Khan - "It's fine that Kirk has the Genesis project. Steiner will download their transmission and it will be ours."

Crewman one - "Mein Kahn...Steiner..."

(long pause)

Crewman two - "....Steiner allowed Kirk to access the ships shields using our prefix code from their ship's computers. I'm afraid our shields have been lowered."

(long silence)

Khan - "Everyone but my senior officers must now wait outside the door while I yell my "from Hell's heart I stab at thee" speech.

**cdbd3rd** · 05-01-2011, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by phillymiket

Somehow Kahn sounds so much more threatening in German.

Yeah, that's kinda why I went with it instead of looking harder for an english version.

...I can imaging how the rest of it the film goes.

Khan - "It's fine that Kirk has the Genesis project. Steiner will download their transmission and it will be ours."

Crewman one - "Mein Kahn...Steiner..."

(long pause)

Crewman two - "....Steiner allowed Kirk to access the ships shields using our prefix code from their ship's computers. I'm afraid our shields have been lowered."

(long silence)

Khan - "Everyone but my senior officers must now wait outside the door while I yell my "from Hell's heart I stab at thee" speech.

I see what you did there.

**MrPilgrim** · 05-01-2011, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Ganolyn

Oh, c'mon, they're adorable!

Is that a Bluetooth Headset?

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