So this Dwarf walks into a bar......

[sebastianosmith]

A mindflayer walk into a tavern and the barkeep says "What'll I have?"

[NovaNZ]

A Dwarf and Horc are sitting on a pier in the Harbor testing out their water breathing clickies. They intend to swim out to the island and Recover the lost Tomb.

When ready the Dwarf climbs to the highest post, sits down with his back to the water.

Bewildered (atypically), the Horc climbs up next to the Dwarf and does the same.

With a nod of confidence, the Dwarf says "On the count of 1, we both fall backwards into the water and get swimming"

After a thoughtful pause, the Horc rumbles "why we fall back?"

"Doh Rukh!" ~ (Stupid Orc!) grunts the Dwarf. Taking a calming breath, the Dwarf explains: "If you fall forward, you'll smash your nose on the pier and damage that ugly face of yours"

As the Dwarf tumbled backward in a sturdy yet undignified fashion - he was overheard by a nearby fisherman, muttering "Kos kos Rukh!" ~ (Ugly ugly Orc!)