DA RULEZ of PVP

[voodoogroves]

I have starter rags and Min's Handwraps.

IT IS ON YOU FAKE MONKEYS

[Majere_Aumar]

You forgot one extremely important PVP rule. When you are defeated in PVP more than a few times in a row, even if you initiate each fight you must send a tell to the person who beat you and say -

"You are nothing without your {select from following list}"

ioun stone, tr missiles, capering, kukando, pws, dance, manyshot, slayer arrows, trip, stun, mouse, keyboard

[jennick52]

You also forgot their skill. You must also blame your death on your lack of same things and bringing up that you are a noob is a plus too.

[hityawithastick]

You forgot one extremely important PVP rule. When you are defeated in PVP more than a few times in a row, even if you initiate each fight you must send a tell to the person who beat you and say -

"You are nothing without your {select from following list}"

ioun stone, tr missiles, capering, kukando, pws, dance, manyshot, slayer arrows, trip, stun, mouse, keyboard

D'oh! How could I have forgotten that!

[infernalmagiks]

You forgot one extremely important PVP rule. When you are defeated in PVP more than a few times in a row, even if you initiate each fight you must send a tell to the person who beat you and say -

"You are nothing without your {select from following list}"

ioun stone, tr missiles, capering, kukando, pws, dance, manyshot, slayer arrows, trip, stun, mouse, keyboard

And then come to the forums demanding nerfs... sorry, I mean "rebalancing"... to all of the above.

[Chai]

You forgot one extremely important PVP rule. When you are defeated in PVP more than a few times in a row, even if you initiate each fight you must send a tell to the person who beat you and say -

"You are nothing without your {select from following list}"

ioun stone, tr missiles, capering, kukando, pws, dance, manyshot, slayer arrows, trip, stun, mouse, keyboard

Tells? pffft.

This conversation gets hashed out in general chat so everyone in the harbor general channel can share in its magnificient splendor. Insults abound about how the victor is abviously a fat balding 40 year old who lives in their mothers basement and has never seen a woman naked in the same room surely must follow!!!

Every time I roll up a new toon I am reminded of why I turned the zone wide chat channels off on all my previous toons, heh.

[Blank_Zero]

He seeks your blood.

Awesome.

[jwdaniels]

The first rule of PvP: Do not talk about PvP. Especially not in Harbor General Chat, because it's annoying.

[hityawithastick]

The first rule of PvP: Do not talk about PvP. Especially not in Harbor General Chat, because it's annoying.

People who are unfortunate enough to spam emotes while I'm trying to read advice channel make up a major percentage of PvP casualties.

[hityawithastick]

After careful thought, I propose immediate destruction of anyone who emotes within the brawl pit of the lobster. How am I supposed to read general chat if they won't stop laughing?

[jcTharin]

The ETERNAL WAND CASTER FIGHT.

Stand back to back with an opponent, who must have some sort of eternal damage-dealing wand. Your only buffs can be protection from elements and tumble.

Both of you tumble forward three times, holding your chosen wand.

Turn, face one another, and fire! This battle does not end until one of you is destroyed, no matter how long it takes. If your wand is empty, run up and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE! Particularly fun if your opponent's wand is the catacombs wand of eternal cure minor wounds!

this was my favorite part. if i could fit it into my sig i would

[Chai]

After careful thought, I propose immediate destruction of anyone who emotes within the brawl pit of the lobster. How am I supposed to read general chat if they won't stop laughing?

Or politely request that they use said emotes while standing directly in front of or directly behind others using the same emotes. Its more efficient that way.

[hityawithastick]

this was my favorite part. if i could fit it into my sig i would

I have tried to initiate eternal wand fights, but in retrospect not warning my opponent first was a mistake. They ended up trying to kill me.

[jcTharin]

I have tried to initiate eternal wand fights, but in retrospect not warning my opponent first was a mistake. They ended up trying to kill me.

i have done that

[mr_O]

i peed a little when i read this thread, HOWEVER u forgot the tod fight. Meditate to 50 ki jumo into a brawl hit touch of death on a non suspecting non dwed player jump out of the fight. Rinse repeat +1 if u tod the same n00blette 5x.

[hityawithastick]

i peed a little when i read this thread, HOWEVER u forgot the tod fight. Meditate to 50 ki jumo into a brawl hit touch of death on a non suspecting non dwed player jump out of the fight. Rinse repeat +1 if u tod the same n00blette 5x.

Although this is a classic, I omitted it because its popularity has declined somewhat with the neg-energy transformation of touch of death. Back in the heyday, and to a limited degree still, it was/is not unremarkable to see a halfling hop into the pit, sprint up to a warforged, and pop them dead with a single strike to the "lug nuts*."

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lug_nut

[Tom318]

You forgot one extremely important PVP rule. When you are defeated in PVP more than a few times in a row, even if you initiate each fight you must send a tell to the person who beat you and say -

"You are nothing without your {select from following list}"

ioun stone, tr missiles, capering, kukando, pws, dance, manyshot, slayer arrows, trip, stun, mouse, keyboard

eyes, hands, internet connection...

[Tom318]

i peed a little when i read this thread, HOWEVER u forgot the tod fight. Meditate to 50 ki jumo into a brawl hit touch of death on a non suspecting non dwed player jump out of the fight. Rinse repeat +1 if u tod the same n00blette 5x.

FoD is better.. and now there's PW:K

[lazylaz]

This reminds me how I used to PvP with a mate of mine just after we started playing the game. It was a barrel of laughs until some guy thought we were serious (or he was).

I'll have to have another go when I can get my hands on an eternal wand! Or a monkey!!

[hityawithastick]

I'll have to have another go when I can get my hands on an eternal wand! Or a monkey!!

If you can find the one, you don't need the other