The PUN thread- not for the weak-hearted...

[Dulcimerist]

Those were really good!

How about making an anagram thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyrIGW9y7JA
I love those.

[sirdanile]

Trolling!

I loaf your very existence. prepare to be PUN-ished.

[Binn05]

+1 rep. Real funny.

[Zectarash]

Allow me to give some detail on how to measure your sanity with my puns.

They're EXCRUCIATING!!!!: You are too sane. Lighten up, Scrooge.

Ow...: curably sane.

Uhhh...: not too badly sane.

Heh...: partially sane.

Hah.: not very sane.

Hah!: Consider trying to become more sane.

BUAHAHA!!: something very wrong with you.

Dude... I make these kinds of puns all the time!: Eek! A doppleganger of me!!! I doubt anyone (other than me) is anywhere close to this.

[Roronoa177]

do i need a degree in punology to post in this thread?

Here goes...

A wizard had a virus problem with his computer n went to repair shop. The technician says, "you forgot to slot in your firewall"

[Zectarash]

do i need a degree in punology to post in this thread?

Here goes...

A wizard had a virus problem with his computer n went to repair shop. The technician says, "you forgot to slot in your firewall"

Nah, just EPD at any seriousness.

EPD= Excessive Pun Disorder. I have a 9.9/10.

[Zectarash]

For those who haven't noticed: more puns come out regularly. Keep checking for new ones every once in a while.

[Zectarash]

Thread bump + EPD gauge:
Measured in average puns created/time span: result.
0-1 puns/3 months: dyspunsic.

1 pun/month semi-dyspunsic.

1 pun/3 weeks: ~average.

1 pun/2 weeks: 1/10.

1 pun/week: 2/10.

2/week:3/10

3/week:4/10.

4/week: 5/10.

5/week, malevolent effects if 1/week: 6/10.

6/day, bad if 2/week: 7/10

7/day, bad effects if 3/week: 8/10.

8/day, bad if 4/week: 9/10

10/day, bad if 5/week: 10.

I'm (no joke) 20/day, bad if 5/day, peak at 30/day: More than 10/10...!!!!