Introducing our next new playable race coming to DDO!

[Myrddinman]

Broccoli is OP!!!

[delsoboss]

Alright so we have toasters, broccoli and fire savants to cook, now we just need chef-like armor appearance kits and we can start the new Restaurants Renown Horse Race.

P.S. the idea of changing the appearance of all 2H weapons to gigantic frying pans should be considered too.

EDIT: that's why they changed Wall of Fire to 30 secs non extendable! If you cook broccolis for more than that in it you waste them.

[red_cardinal]

That's really low! Can't believe I fell for it.

[Phemt81]

YEAH! I want be a broccolo! And want the chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitooooes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdXG2gV01k

[starfishpaws]

Nice! Will there be cosmetic armor kits for the broccoli? Because I definitely want one of the "bikini & harem pants" sets for my first broccoli rogue.

[Cordovan]

YEAH! I want be a broccolo! And want the chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitooooes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdXG2gV01k

If you haven't seen our broccoli video from a while back, click here!

[Ziindarax]

Perhaps there shall be Divine Justice!!!!!!11ONE!

I just found out that Broccoli also have unique abilities when combined with the Favored Soul class. Among some of the abilities are:

Divine Butter - A rain of melted butter smites your enemies, behaving as both the "Grease" spell, and divine light. The enemy must make a will save of 30 or be coated in delicious flavoring that causes them to take double damage from piercing weapons and fire. 40 Spell points per cast.

Stalks of Retribution - Your Broccoli stalks become as a hammer, smiting all enemies within for 50d6 Holy, Force, and Light Damage. Enemies such as bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, and fresh cucumbers (As well as their undead variants, the sour pickle!) must pass both a will and a fortitude check of 25 or squashed instantly!


These unique abilities are over-powered! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMZZZZZ (TM)

[FlyingTurtle]

Horrid Wilting is now OP in PVP! Omigodnerfitttttt!!!!

[Bodic]

So does she have natural abilities to ward poison, and a regen effect for the entire party?
I mean I would eat her up, and that would count as food right?

[elujin]

i don't like the new thing , its bad

[Entimix]

I just found out that Broccoli also have unique abilities when combined with the Flavored Soul class.

Fixed that for you

[Jaguras]

lol thats just great! :-D

[SpiritBoy]

nerf plz

[Asketes]

They should of gone with kobolds as the next race I dont want brocolli its stupid and will ruin the game . It has no basis in a fantasy world the fact that you have wasted all this dev time on developing a stupid race when we have no druids and all the PREs arent even out . Where are Gnomes . Where are

I hate you , I had brocolli and a I hate everything that looks like brocolli .

Thats it i am leaving this silly game for ever .

Its not Vegans and Dragons , its Dungeons .

I for one wont be doing any salad based quests and I expected everyone to join in the april the 1st boycott of DnD suggested in a different thread !

/Ragequit

Sooo...

April fools FAIL

or

April fools add-on?

[Skirmish]

Sooo...

April fools FAIL

or

April fools add-on?

Pretty sure, April Fools Sarcasm.

**** funny. But, now every time they bring up an update people are going to be asking "WHEN ARE WE GETTING BROCCOLI!"

[FlyingTurtle]

Racial feats:

1. Waves of flavor: when hit by a fire or steam effect, you produce a delicious aroma. All enemies (and party members) must make a will save (DC 20) or be compelled to chomp on your florets.

2. Cheese vulnerability: When attacked by weapons made from cheese, you suffer double damage.

[Spangled]

What I don't understand is why they didn't release cauliflower at the same time? It would be the same model with a white skin base.

Turbine, get you act together. Broccoli isn't the only brassica in the core rules.

[geoffhanna]

In PnP the Nutritiousness is over 9000. This version doesn't match the tabletop game at all.

Maybe you are saving the serious Nutrition for the PrE?

OTOH, Going Commando should make for some interesting raid boss fights.

[Maxmillian]

Happy April Fools Day everyone! If this was true, though, this would give a Trog a run for his money with stinking cloud...pewwwwwwwwwww

[newroticslob]

I'm ready for the broccoli hoards!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1-yW...eature=related

Dana Carvey-ing