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  1. 02-25-2011, 09:52 AM #21
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    (Say): Kobold Union Worker says, 'Kobold family eat fresh rat tonight!'
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  2. 02-25-2011, 09:57 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by werk View Post
    (Say): Kobold Union Worker says, 'Kobold family eat fresh rat tonight!'
    Too bad these quotes lack the inflections they used. *sigh*

    Hey, Dev/Mods... any chance these kobold quips could be put up as sound bytes for download?
    A possible solution to the carpal tunnel mouse click issue with turn ins.
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  3. 02-25-2011, 10:38 AM #23
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    (Say): Kobold Union Worker says, 'Kobold is dancer! Kobold complain about posture to foreman!'
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  4. 02-25-2011, 11:17 AM #24
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    They say some great things. But I'll pay 1000 turbine points if one of them will quote Charlie Sheen and say: "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
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  5. 02-25-2011, 12:21 PM #25
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    Woohoo!! Promotion! Oh, Wait, kobold have back pain.


    Bwahahahahahahaha
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  6. 02-25-2011, 12:24 PM #26
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    "Kobold smell all! Kobold omnisniffient!"

    But really I love them all. Kobalds are so cute. WTB Kobolds as a playable race
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  7. 02-25-2011, 12:27 PM #27
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    Am I the only one vaguely disturbed by the kobolds saying, "Not like this. Not like this!"
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  8. 02-25-2011, 01:32 PM #28
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    Personal favourite:

    "Kobold not afraid of the dark. Kobold can close eyes!"

    ...

    You really need to hear them say it to love it.

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  9. 02-25-2011, 01:43 PM #29
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    My favorite one so far is "That's right! Nobody messes with the Union!"
    Crazy Union Kobolds Unite! ROFL
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  10. 02-26-2011, 07:06 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talesin View Post
    My favorite one so far is "That's right! Nobody messes with the Union!"
    Crazy Union Kobolds Unite! ROFL
    No, no, noooo

    It's

    Krazy Union Kobolds Unite!

    K.U.K.U

    pronounced, Koo Koo
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  11. 02-28-2011, 01:40 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by BattleCircle View Post
    No, no, noooo

    It's

    Krazy Union Kobolds Unite!

    K.U.K.U

    pronounced, Koo Koo
    ROLF... I stand corrected

    +1 for you
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  12. 02-28-2011, 02:07 PM #32
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    "Oh well, Kobold on union break"
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    Kobold better run... but... but the shinies!
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  14. 02-28-2011, 02:23 PM #34
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    I have only had it come up once and not sure why he said it but "Kobolt not even supposed to be here today!" (yes I am a Kevin Smith fan)
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    "I'm a double barreled kobold!"
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  16. 02-28-2011, 02:46 PM #36
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    Who the Kobold?!?!

    WHO the Kobold!?!
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  17. 02-28-2011, 02:50 PM #37
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    Default Kobold Union Rules

    Read the union rules - either on the board inside quest or talk to wee yip outside the cove entrance and he hands you a book of union rules. My two favorites are:

    5. Kobolds are not issued weapons because of "the last time".

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    19. No biting. No excuses.
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  18. 02-28-2011, 02:57 PM #38
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    Sooooooo prettyyyy...
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  19. 02-28-2011, 04:30 PM #39
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    "Yoink!"

    "Get in ma barrel!"

    "I'm a double-barrel kobold. I'm a kobold on the edge!"

    "Whooo! Promotion! Wait... Wait a minute, kobold suffer back pain!"

    "One small step for kobold, one giant leap for kobold kind!"

    "Kobold rich long time!"

    "Not in face, not in face!"

    "Yup, kobold gonna die."

    "It's so big... and all mine!"

    "This job sucks!"


    ...and many more. I love these little guys!! I'd be willing to pay a hefty sum to have one as a vanity pet, and follow me around town and in quests!
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  20. 02-28-2011, 04:33 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexandryte View Post
    Another one? really.......REALLY?


    EDIT: Wait....how did I get neg rep for answering a neutral personal question? Drop extra barrels (plural) and you will hear the above line.
    +1 Rep... it's contrary to my policy on how to deal with those who complain about negative rep, but I love this quote too.

    It keeps running through my head, and I use it with the wife and kids a lot.

    A lot.
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