Help with This new Idea for a Quest

[04pugdog04]

So this is a new idea for a quest please help me with the details. So the idea is how to score with you wife or girlfriend so what is needed for the flagging and pre-req. Do we need relics are the boots neccessary add your thoughts and ideas.

[maddness018]

its gonna have to be in quest format

ie : Flagging quest 1 - Hippie Assault
Quest lvl : 18
Defeat 200 hippies and retrieve the flowers
Random Drop : Full Bouquet of Flowers (to be turned in to Wife D'enieth)

[maddness018]

The raid in this chain is not going to have a solo difficulty lmao

[LadyFrancine]

Pre-Req will be doing the dishes then give her a foot massage to put her in the mood for fun. The quest outcome is to score with your wife/gf...so guys...keep this main directive in mind.

1. Talk to her best friend and find out her fav spot to lunch.
2. Talk to her parent, if possible, to find out her favorite movie or movie preference (assuming you don't really know this as she has always watched what you wanted to watch.)
3. Don't make her navigate anywhere. NO MAPS!!!
4. Part I of Main battle....Have her picked up and driven to the lunch location where you will greet her with a hand picked bouquet of flowers (not storebought...um...sorry buying the bouguet from DDO store doesn't cut it.)
5. Part II of Main battle...Take her to the movie you have specially chosen for her tastes.
(I say main battle because here is where you could blow it if you talk about her age or appearance or scoring at the end of the night.)
6. Part III of the Main battle is to remain focused on her...all the things you like about her. (No sports/car talk allowed unless she is a gearhead and/or has a fav team. If so...don't talk about how much better your team/idea is!)

Going home for the loot! Not that easy to get to. Disarming the trap....You must wear a pair of her panties....not on your head....to make her laugh. You could either blow the trap or successfully disarm the trap by wearing boots with those. Careful!!! Don't blow the trap by shaking any part of you at her.

After disarming her...um...the trap...put on some slow music and dance. Just go with me here. No fancy moves..just sway back and forth. Dance your way to the final destination. Your imagination will surely be rewarded.

Conquest!

Omgimhot, Omgiheal, Omgimascamp, Omgimtrouble, Omgimgood, Omgimmean

[maddness018]

love the conquest part and no map lol

[mws2970]

This quest would be something like Rainbow in the Dark with no light. :P

[LadyFrancine]

LOL..if the quest were aimed towards the man there would be zerging straight for conquest/loot!

[jwdaniels]

LOL..if the quest were aimed towards the man there would be zerging straight for conquest/loot!

Straight for the pelvis!?!

[Kronik]

I think it all depends on what you consider "Scoring" with your wife/girlfriend.

Some might take that to mean an extra 2 hrs of DDO time.


Either way, the pre-req will involve heavy drinking and a tinfoil hat...boots on if all else fails.


After that who cares how the quest ends, at least you'll be drunk

[doubledge]

GOD HELP US SANITY IS FALLING APART!!!!

(strange music)

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!