Things kobolds should say

[BDog77]

"Hobgob food is Kobold....it's Koooobooold....."

Funniest saying ever from STK, for those that get the reference....

[Westerner]

Goblin season!

<pulls barb's greataxe to self>
"Kobold season! CHOP!!!"

Combat: You hit kobold for 125 damage.
Combat: You killed kobold.

"Kobold still hate you!"

[Trillea]

<pulls barb's greataxe to self>
"Kobold season! CHOP!!!"

Combat: You hit kobold for 125 damage.
Combat: You killed kobold.

"Kobold still hate you!"

This makes me want to roll up a half-orc barb that uses falchions that's named Hassan CHOP

[Myrddinman]

"Another nerf! Really, REALLY!"

[Dexol]

"Yark...Bet you can't jump were Kobold can!"

[doubledge]

This makes me want to roll up a half-orc barb that uses falchions that's named Hassan CHOP

eh.... wut's up noob?

[cptcruch]

Kobold says "fleshy reroll!"

[NecroKovy]

"Here are 100,000 free Turbine Points! Yark!"

[sainy_matthew]

two magical words

"Hi, Welcome"

or

"Soylent Green is Kobolds"

[Sierim]

When being chased by enemies:
"I kobold, not Venn!"

After a hobgoblin is slain nearby:
"Kobold never forgive you! Kobold remember Shaag, too!"

When left in the dark:
"Aiiiiieee! Beholder! Kobold NOT want to remember Water works!"

[KypDurron23]

As zergers run by, the kobolds should chase them shouting, "Kill me! Kill me! You messing with natural order! You don't mess with natural order!"
:P

[Tom318]

"Kobold blocked by kobold" ?

[Tom318]

the story is that the two chieftains are brothers and that they get into a fight. Durk tell you about this and that they have a "secret treasure" so now is the best time to get said "secret treasure" because they are split up on opposite sides of the sewer tunnels.

Derp, that makes sense, of course.
Although in a way, it's even sadder that at the late hour of his death, he realizes the importance of family and reconciliation, and then you burn/stab/oxidize/crush him to death.

This is a horrible quest.

Worse than killing Oisin the Merciful?

[iamsamoth0]

'You make funnies?'

[GBantaR]

FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN!

I'm on a boat!

It's my jewels in a box!

I can haz ratburger?

Hobgoblins are too strong! Nerf them quick!

And they should sing Flight of the Valkyries or whatever that song is called.

[Tom318]

And they should sing Flight of the Valkyries or whatever that song is called.

Yes Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries

[Zachski]

I know that beholders/broccoli are technically the mascot of DDO, but...

I nominate Kobolds to be the new mascot. Because they are so silly, dangerous, and ugly-cute at the same time.

[voodoogroves]

I'd like Kobolds to mock Arlos and Coyle. And Venn.

[Cauthey]

"How you like Kobold U9 lightning now?! *zapzap!*"

[junta74]

We should have Kobold carolers for the next ice games.