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  1. 02-12-2011, 05:57 AM #1
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    Default The Hippie's Guide to Love Peace & Harmony

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    In addition, I will need a hippie's guide to love, peace and harmony.
    Alright here it is! The Hippie's Guide to Love Peace & Harmony.

    First, if you're a hippie and you need this guide, you aren't really a hippie. Hippies are naturally kind and loving people who live in absolute harmony with each other and Mother Nature. So I'm writing this as a guide to people who WANT to be hippies and live in a beautiful and peaceful world forever. I mean, who wouldn't want that right?


    First, smoke a lot of weed and do a lot of drugs. That way if anyone does something completely obnoxious and offensive you're too high to find it anything other than funny. This promotes the love.

    Love is very important. It makes the world go round, it does funny things to your insides better than any drug trip, and helps you live in harmony with others.
    Harmony is important. Without harmony, doing drugs wouldn't be so awesome. Nobody likes discord, except for those stinking discordians. There's too much hate in the world and we should all just get along and love each other.

    So to be a good hippie you must violently oppose anyone who seems in any way intolerant.

    Also, the man is always trying to keep you down. This is not paranoia no matter how many drugs you've done that have paranoia as a listed side effect. The man really IS trying to keep you down. You must fight against the man with every breath you take, but fight him out of LOVE in the interests of PEACE. Of course it's harder to fight when you're too high and spent all your money on drugs, but that's all part of the man's plan to keep you down. If he wasn't trying to keep you down, drugs wouldn't be illegal and wouldn't cost so much, right?

    The man hates women so if you're a man and a hippie you must love as many women as possible to restore the balance.

    When we all live in PEACE together it will be like it was in the garden of eden before man was cast out for being curious and intelligent. we will all live in HARMONY with Mother Nature as we were intended to live. Mother Nature is loving and not at all cruel. She feeds us from her bounty of plants and we must care for her animals as if they're our brothers and sisters, not as food, even when those animals are trying to kill us because that's their nature. Real hippies are always vegetarian because killing is wrong and not natural. But it's all been wrong since we were cast out of the garden, and only being gentle and harmonious can get us redeemed back to that pure state of being where all is LOVE!

    I hope you found this little guide helpful.

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  2. 02-12-2011, 06:30 AM #2
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    +1. Great guide.... maaan

    Just 1 question.... Is a discordian anything to do with an accordion?
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  3. 02-12-2011, 06:33 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora1979 View Post
    +1. Great guide.... maaan

    Just 1 question.... Is a discordian anything to do with an accordion?
    They are in fact one and the same thing.
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  4. 02-12-2011, 02:02 PM #4
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    Why is this in the Thelanis forums?
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  5. 02-12-2011, 03:48 PM #5
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    Wait a second, this is a thread necro isn't it? ... you can't fool me with the current date. Either that or someone had a bad Shroud PUG run last night, you know the one, where everyone was blaming the healer for **** DPS output.
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  6. 02-12-2011, 05:52 PM #6
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    the apple was fruit Irinis. Vegetarian food... see where that got us
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  7. 02-13-2011, 08:39 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by lekkus View Post
    the apple was fruit Irinis. Vegetarian food... see where that got us
    Oh I'm a carnivore, lol. With a small side of vegetables to the main meat course and an addiction to chocolate and ice cream.
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  8. 02-15-2011, 05:28 PM #8
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    In only to make sure there were proper references to the wacky weed. Mission accomplished.
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  9. 02-16-2011, 04:43 AM #9
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    So..it's...wait...hold on.

    OK..so it's OK for animals to kill, because it's part of their nature. But...it's NOT OK for people to kill animals, because killing is unnatural?

    So...if I wear a fur coat when I hunt, would that make it OK? I mean, if I'm dressed like an animal, would that make it more natural?

    Or should we convince all the animals to become vegetarians too?

    See, an absence of meat in the human diet obviously causes problems in the logical thought process.

    Anyone who abstains from eating meat is not to be believed or trusted, because their thoughts and words may be the result of meat deprivation and therefore unreliable.

    Really, I am an animal lover. I love all kinds of animals. Mostly grilled and drenched in barbecue sauce.
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    I'm with Eric Cartman on this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenrisulven6 View Post
    I'm with Eric Cartman on this.
    lol +1 because I like BEEFCAKE!
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    What's red and orange and looks good on a hippy?


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    Quote Originally Posted by irinis View Post
    alright Here It Is! the Hippie's Guide To Love Peace & Harmony.
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    Where does nerd-rage fit into this?
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    I like meat...

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    One must always remember that the eating of meat leads to Good and the not eating of meat leads to Evil.

    See the story of Cain and Able: Cain been the vegetarian and Able the meat-eater.

    Also do we have to mention the world most famous vegetarian and what he did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gorloch View Post
    I like meat...

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    LOL...too many comments and way to easy to get a Moderator to say hello!
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    Does the Hippies guide to Peace really say, "you must violently oppose anyone who seems in any way intolerant"?

    Too cool.
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    Is loot, loot, pass

    equal to

    puff, puff pass?
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