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  1. 01-31-2011, 04:10 PM #1
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    Default Surely You Can't Be Serious.

    I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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    Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


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    Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
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    Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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    Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.
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    My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

    When will you be back?

    I can't tell you that. It's classified.
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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
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    There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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    First Jive Dude: Maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

    Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

    First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!

    Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

    First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

    Randy: Can I get you something?

    Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

    Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

    First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive. He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

    Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

    First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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    I'll never be over Macho Grande.
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    Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
    Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
    Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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    "I am very serious.... And don't call me Shirley."

    Doh! Didn't realize you used that one first okay,
    Here's another one...

    Soldier: Those lights are blinking out of sequence.
    Murdock: Make them blink in sequence.
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    Little boy - I think your the greatest but my dad says you dont try hard enough

    Roger (Kareem) - Listen kid you tell your old man to drag walton and laniers ass up and down the courts for 40min and see how he does.
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    Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

    Elaine ****inson:     A hospital? What is it?

    Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
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    *when Striker says he does not see a button
    For the Autopilot...

    Striker: "It's all just switches, lights, and knobs..."

    Buck Murdock: Oh, cut the bleeding heart 'Trash', will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!
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  15. 02-01-2011, 10:24 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganolyn View Post
    I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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    Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


    No, I have never been in a Turkish prison, Why do you ask?
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