Khyber posting ettiquette

[NXPlasmid]

People, for the love of Gornn, if you are gonna post something you feel is truely important to Khyber, try to do it in a few simple, easy to read sentences. And for Gornn's sake, No Walls of Text! thank you, T

[samthedagger]

Your thread lacks drama, apprentice. Grow in the drama. Feel the drama flowing through you. Reach out and grasp the obscenities that dwell within and use them to strike me down!

[bryanmeerkat]

People, for the love of Gornn, if you are gonna post something you feel is truely important to Khyber, try to do it in a few simple, easy to read sentences. And for Gornn's sake, No Walls of Text! thank you, T

I disagree .

[Shaamis]

There is no drama in this thread, please move on. nothing to see here.

[Ghaldar]

**** hippies

[Happosaai]

You rolled a 1 :-P

[Krag]

Do all threads with the word "ettiquette" suck?

[~jradnut]

**** hippies

Yes, the force is weak in this one.

[Wraith_Sarevok]

You can't force everyone to type in what way works best for you.

Quit whining. You learned how to read back in kindergarten I hope. It's not that hard.

[SiliconShadow]

There is no drama in this thread, please move on. nothing to see here.

As soon as you posted in this thread the drama was instantiated!

So please define compehsmibible txt tht can be red eazy? and whats is walls of text? does this qualify? Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Phasellus ac tortor vitae felis tincidunt dignissim et in lorem. Pellentesque dapibus arcu ac nunc interdum ornare. Ut sagittis ultrices sem, sed adipiscing justo mattis ac. Curabitur quis orci vel dolor tempus tincidunt. Duis est nisi, fringilla vel interdum vitae, vulputate sit amet ipsum. Pellentesque tellus libero, aliquet in ornare consequat, ultricies pharetra nunc. Cras tempus auctor enim, in euismod tellus pulvinar at. Pellentesque est tortor, lacinia a dictum in, feugiat quis justo. Morbi pulvinar tristique mattis. Aliquam erat volutpat. Nullam sit amet leo sem.

All unseriousnessness aside the real rules of khyber posting ettiquete is, the post must contain some ranting, be incoherient and be as dramatic and as full of spelling mistakes as possible, how else can we feed the trolls?

@Shaamis update your signature mighty leader, slayer of foul shades, slayer of the shadow, owner of shiney new wraps, slayer of alcofrol, slayer of soberness, slayer of seriousness, bringer of hilarity, bringer of wisdom, bringer of the happy slappy, bringer of the gas, bringer of DUDE PLEASE DUDE DID YOU HAVE TO MAN DUDE THAT SMELLS OMG YOU COULD CUT THE AIR BATHROOM NOW!

[Shaamis]

As soon as you posted in this thread the drama was instantiated!

So please define compehsmibible txt tht can be red eazy? and whats is walls of text? does this qualify? Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Phasellus ac tortor vitae felis tincidunt dignissim et in lorem. Pellentesque dapibus arcu ac nunc interdum ornare. Ut sagittis ultrices sem, sed adipiscing justo mattis ac. Curabitur quis orci vel dolor tempus tincidunt. Duis est nisi, fringilla vel interdum vitae, vulputate sit amet ipsum. Pellentesque tellus libero, aliquet in ornare consequat, ultricies pharetra nunc. Cras tempus auctor enim, in euismod tellus pulvinar at. Pellentesque est tortor, lacinia a dictum in, feugiat quis justo. Morbi pulvinar tristique mattis. Aliquam erat volutpat. Nullam sit amet leo sem.

All unseriousnessness aside the real rules of khyber posting ettiquete is, the post must contain some ranting, be incoherient and be as dramatic and as full of spelling mistakes as possible, how else can we feed the trolls?

@Shaamis update your signature mighty leader, slayer of foul shades, slayer of the shadow, owner of shiney new wraps, slayer of alcofrol, slayer of soberness, slayer of seriousness, bringer of hilarity, bringer of wisdom, bringer of the happy slappy, bringer of the gas, bringer of DUDE PLEASE DUDE DID YOU HAVE TO MAN DUDE THAT SMELLS OMG YOU COULD CUT THE AIR BATHROOM NOW!

I will reply to your punctuation:
1) you are welcome!
2) in the name of drama, NO!
3) text that has a rambling order of meaningless questions that seem to only go on forever like a 5 year old who keeps asking why? but....why? but......why?
4) yes, and NO!
5) really?
6) ok.....
7) uh huh....
8) she called you what!?!
9) she tried to do that!?!
10) uh huh....
11) gotcha.....
12) what!?!
13) ok.....
14) then what?
15) i see.....
16) why'd she sell them?
17) that's what I would have done.
18) then what?
19) WOW!
20) all in all.....
21) and then you.....
22) ***?
23) I'd have killed her!
24) allrighty then!
25) Trolls dont eat food or drink water like you or I, but sustain their existence on a steady diet of nerd rage. everyone knows that!
26) You are welcome. ill update my Sig shortly, it's not a big deal. The DOA is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of external affairs.........

[SiliconShadow]

I will reply to your punctuation:

Then I will quote yours

1) you are welcome!

No sir it is you who is more than welcome

2) in the name of khyber, NO!

Corrected as Khyber is the new drame

3) text that has a rambling order of meaningless questions that seem to only go on forever like a 5 year old who keeps asking why? but....why? but......why?

South East West young padowan

4) yes, and NO!

mmm maybe

5) really?

Quote possible

6) ok.....

are you sure?

7) uh huh....

Now you are agreeing for no reason

8) she called you what!?!

9) she tried to do that!?!

10) uh huh....

11) gotcha.....

I am glad you followed

12) what!?!

Okay maybe you need a satnav to the conversation

13) ok.....

Tom tom will do?

14) then what?

Just update it by plugging it into your usb

15) i see.....

Said the blind man

16) why'd she sell them?

She didn't sell anything how rude!

17) that's what I would have done.

Well you are the original lady in red

18) then what?

$1 sucki sucki?

19) WOW!

Well I didn't think you would go for it but thanks

20) all in all.....

Well for more $5

21) and then you.....

Do the whole works

22) ***?

Yes

23) I'd have killed her!

Now you are bragging why don't you tell the truth

24) allrighty then!

That's a good boy

25) Trolls dont eat food or drink water like you or I, but sustain their existence on a steady diet of nerd rage. everyone knows that!

As I first envisaged

26) You are welcome. ill update my Sig shortly, it's not a big deal. The DOA is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of external affairs.........

Awesome it should say "Drunkard of Dragon Order of Arcanix"

[DasLurch]

I will reply to your punctuation:
1) you are welcome!
2) in the name of drama, NO!
3) text that has a rambling order of meaningless questions that seem to only go on forever like a 5 year old who keeps asking why? but....why? but......why?
4) yes, and NO!
5) really?
6) ok.....
7) uh huh....
8) she called you what!?!
9) she tried to do that!?!
10) uh huh....
11) gotcha.....
12) what!?!
13) ok.....
14) then what?
15) i see.....
16) why'd she sell them?
17) that's what I would have done.
18) then what?
19) WOW!
20) all in all.....
21) and then you.....
22) ***?
23) I'd have killed her!
24) allrighty then!
25) Trolls dont eat food or drink water like you or I, but sustain their existence on a steady diet of nerd rage. everyone knows that!
26) You are welcome. ill update my Sig shortly, it's not a big deal. The DOA is an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of external affairs.........

Okay, okay. You win this battle of the internetz.

Seriously tho, +1

[Schmoe]

People, for the love of Gornn, if you are gonna post something you feel is truely important to Khyber, try to do it in a few simple, easy to read sentences. And for Gornn's sake, No Walls of Text! thank you, T

Please elaborate.