Tanning Salon

[grodon9999]

My female elf is way to pale to wear the new hooker-outfits without looking like she's going to catch fire in direct sunlight. I think a tanning salon is in needed to address this, perhaps with some half-orcs dressed as NJ guidos hanging out.

All jokes aside, are skin-dye kits avaialble?

[Ganolyn]

/signed, but only if they make you look horribly orange and sorry you ever did it in the first place.

[grodon9999]

When I had to rename my Elf, I wanted to go for the name Snookie but every variation was already taken . . .

[Khurse]

Just LR her already you cheap bastard.