Former European players get custom made items, and all we get is a lousy sweepstakes

[Brannigan]

Most showers, maybe. Presumably it's so hot in Australia it doesn't matter if you shower 10 times a day. Once you step outside you're sweaty and smelly in two minutes. Australians are also the most sport-mad people on the planet. It's only proper to bathe three times a day if the showers are interspersed between a rugby match, cricket training, an Aussie rules football tournament and a friendly game of soccer with the local miners. That's the daily routine of the average Australian, right?

(Is it already apparent that I don't know anything about Australia?)

They also have I think the highest ammount of dangerous native creatures and animals of anywhere else on the planet for a single country that is

[Brannigan]

I've heard this story before, I'm not sure it's entirely true but it makes sense to me:

Apparently at some point, a study was conducted on the average use of soap per person in the different countries of Europe. France was dead last. However, the thing is, they never counted shower gel (liquid soap) in their numbers, which is highly popular in France.

The point is, never trust statistics, you can make them say anything you want...

Found this:

15.Which European country buys the most soap per head of population? Britain, Italy or Germany?

A: Britain

source: http://dpquiz.co.uk/geography/europe.html

[Coldest]

Ah, thanks for the explanation.

But as it is politics, I think I shall just wrongly (probably) classify NA as just another label in being politically correct. PC is something that just annoys me quite a bit.

No, definitely not PC. LoL.