You have been playing way too much DDO

[smithtj3]

When I had my last birthday I couldn't shake the excitement over what feat I should pick next.

[drac317]

When I had my last birthday I couldn't shake the excitement over what feat I should pick next.

today's my b-day, what should i take?

[Hoglum]

today's my b-day, what should i take?

Office piking is a good one.

[amnota]

Called in incap.

[Maegin]

I've been at the bar and said to a friend "afk 1 min bio".

You blame "lag" on real-life things.

Boss: Why are you late to work?
Me: My clock lagged.

Tossing wadded paper onto trash at 10-15 feet… "That's a Crit!" I exclaim to confused looks from everyone at work.

These are all full of win, since I have done or just about done all of them unintentionally and got totally bashed/stared at for. Pure win.

[EyeRekon]

If you gain sufficient Corporate Levels in service of a Mega-Guild you can take Government Intervention to ensure your retirement and salary buffs become permanent. Don't you dare call for nerfs of my hard work!

[BluWaterSeaWitch]

I have nightmares about jumping, I wake up in a cold sweat everyone that does quests with me knows I lack coordination, so knowing I was going to have to do haywire foundry the next day... Yikes

[brian14]

I've been at the bar and said to a friend "afk 1 min bio".

Scary thing is, some people (not necessarily MMORPG players) actually talk in text-shorthand. I assume you all know what <3 icon means? Well, I heard some teenagers say "Less than three!" as a form of good-bye.

[Zaviticus]

I had a cast on my leg a few months ago. I told my wife that since my leg had heavy fortification on it, I wouldn't take any crits from the cat

[GBantaR]

The classic....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxF0vygnF2Y

ROADL

Is this for real or staged?

Either way +1 Rep when I get to a computer instead of my phone.

[chrisgina39]

wook up wondering what buffs to bring on my flight:P(i realy did lol)

[SisAmethyst]

... well, if you can identify yourself in one of the episodes of the soap The Guild you may certainly play too much :P

[cebridges]

today's my b-day, what should i take?

hey, me, too! happy birthday!

i'm thinking mental toughness...

[BluWaterSeaWitch]

... well, if you can identify yourself in one of the episodes of the soap The Guild you may certainly play too much :P

OMG...No comment at least I am not hooked on Legend of Neil

[EyeRekon]

Is this for real or staged?.

Staged. Its a clip from a show called Reno 911. Its a Improv Comedy COPS show. They've had a few segments of handling D&D players and Renaissance Festival fanatics.

One where a kid at the fair wearing chainmail armor got stuck inside a port-o-potty and they had to extract him.

[Sylorn]

I often get confused when I hear the sentence: "May he find happiness in his next life".

[Nuralanya]

I often get confused when I hear the sentence: "May he find happiness in his next life".

Only if he gets to keep his +3/+4 tomes.

My teen doesn't play DDO any more but he used to, so he knows what I mean when he can't find something and I tell him he should put more points into his search skill...

When my cats jump on my lap other than at my computer, I still complain about getting 'kitty aggro'...

I'm sure there are more, but I can't think of them at the moment!

[Cauthey]

Scary thing is, some people (not necessarily MMORPG players) actually talk in text-shorthand. I assume you all know what <3 icon means? Well, I heard some teenagers say "Less than three!" as a form of good-bye.

Yeah, but they're ********.

[Llewndyn]

You should try shadow-humping people sometime.

That's how I GOT my job! Ziiing!
When asked what the main intranet page at work was, I couldnt remember off the top of my head so hit the home button on my browser, which takes you to myddolite :P

[Talltale-Storyteller]

Scary thing is, some people (not necessarily MMORPG players) actually talk in text-shorthand. I assume you all know what <3 icon means? Well, I heard some teenagers say "Less than three!" as a form of good-bye.

I went to the rifle range with a bunch of Marines and I scored higher on my qualification than all but one of the Marines in my unit, and I heard a Lance Corporal (from another unit) say to his buddy: "that squid just pwned you!"

lol true story.


Not DDO, but DnD related, I told a friend of mine that everybody in infantry automatically got Endurance as a class feature - because they are never exhausted after sleeping in light armor...