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    Community Member EyeRekon's Avatar
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    You have an endlessly repeating dream about farming for Bloodstones. The dream starts with you running through the hot desert and ending in the typical disappointment before it repeats.

    Its bad enough I fork over cash for VIP and TPs, but they get my dreams for free. At least the Dreaming Dark isn't trying to get in there yet... or is it.. Jeets? Bacon!

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    Apparently, some time ago, my girlfriend heard me mumbling in my sleep. She asked me what was wrong, and I replied "She'd be level 20 if she had blue hair"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogenbroom View Post
    What I find worse is when I play too much grand theft auto. I see slopes or hills when I am driving and I really wanna jump them.

    And I still can't see a propane tank without wanting to shoot it.
    I'll see a car and try to rember if it is on a list for exporting.

    I'll be stuck in traffic and have to resist the urge to just plow through with my car.

    I'll see a firetruck and think about taking it out for a spin and roll a whole bunch of cars.

    Haven't had too much like this with ddo. I also haven't been smoking as much smokey smokey smoke smoke either.

    I have told co-workers to not act so gimp and maybe they need to re-roll so they can fix their stats.
    Disappointed and without trust in the powers that be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeannie View Post
    I saw a personal ad looking for a WF companion and I thought "Warforged?"
    Did it specifically request the voice of John Candy?
    Quote Originally Posted by Teh_Troll View Post
    We are no more d000m'd then we were a week ago. Note - This was posted in 10/2013 (when concurrency was ~4x what it is today)

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    When I find myself wondering how babies get such a high intimidate score at lvl 1 in while playing DDO
    My mom told me to become a warforged sorcerer. But did I listen? Noooooooooooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frostwhisperer View Post
    When I find myself wondering how babies get such a high intimidate score at lvl 1 in while playing DDO
    It's not high intimidate. It's just straight griefing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cauthey View Post
    It's not high intimidate. It's just straight griefing.
    I rep at thee!
    My mom told me to become a warforged sorcerer. But did I listen? Noooooooooooooo

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    When shopping, men do always zerg and women go for all optionals.

    Women always repeat the shoe shop quest. :P

    Regards Tore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterling View Post

    Me: My clock lagged.
    I read that wrong at first and thought it would be an awesome excuse for a sexual 'misadventure'.
    Hroth Ironbjorn - Fortran Cardpuncher - Roaster the Toaster - Bukbuk Bugok - Claddahg Stonebend - Dukien Du'Caltor - Jheeneric Sorcelatorer - Strombolt - Bhan Dwagon - Mozartron - Thorfyn Hammerhand - Scimitarsis Blendaria - etc ad nauseam.

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    When the police stopped the car in front of me, I felt happy not to have the aggro.

    Regards Tore
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    i use the push to talk key while im on the phone at work and home.
    X...what? that is my signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torebro View Post
    When shopping, men do always zerg and women go for all optionals.

    Women always repeat the shoe shop quest. :P

    Regards Tore
    Ugggh...don't remind me!

    And it's Christmas shopping time too! Double ugghh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark_G View Post
    I keep forgetting I'm not wearing Boots of Feather Fall. The emergency room workers and I are now on a first-name basis...
    Good reason to keep wearing them in-game to minimum!
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

    "Of course it is. Are YOU going to question beholder's artistic sense?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TitoJ View Post
    Ugggh...don't remind me!

    And it's Christmas shopping time too! Double ugghh.
    Monday morning zerg runs are optimal for less lag.
    Beaker is self-centered.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phalcon View Post
    Best Piker: Beak: that son of a ***** always scew's me over in every quest im ever in with him. I honestly Don't know why i keep grouping with him!

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    You play DDO way too much when...

    You browse the forums all day at work and go home and play the game all night.
    If you're having fun, then you're doing it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DethTrip View Post
    You play DDO way too much when...

    You browse the forums all day at work and go home and play the game all night.

    Have you been spying on me, DethTrip? ****...boss is coming!!!.....

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    Officer - Eternal Wrath
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    Sarlona

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    I woke up to my dog barking once and thought "man what's got your aggro"

    I work at auto accidents for a living and a claim was turned in once stating "the insured hit a bolder in thier yard"
    and my thought was "the insured hit a beholder?"

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    My boss put me on leave and referred me to a doctor. So, I asked him why. He told me he constantly hears me in my office muttering how much I need more TP.

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    You think of handling real life incidents in terms of skill checks and saves.

    Resist forum troll: Will save
    Swerve to avoid stupid driver: Reflex save
    Convince wife to not bug me for a while so I can play: Diplomacy check
    Convince co-workers that you're busy working: Bluff check

    Failed save v.s. disconnect..... Better network gear, computer, and ISP can improve your save.

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