You have been playing way too much DDO

[TitoJ]

I just accidentally said to my boss, who was asking me to work overtime, "Sure, I could use some extra XP"....

[camels]

I've been at the bar and said to a friend "afk 1 min bio".

[gemineye]

I showed up at work one morning, and seen two new guys, I asked my boss..."Who are the pugs?"

[Tobril]

You should try shadow-humping people sometime.

[Dulcimerist]

Recently while shopping for a couple specific items, the rest of my shopping party started browsing lazily at random things in the store. I told them to quit piking.

[Aashrym]

If find myself picking good wall of fire locations or IPS targets watching most fantasy movies these days. I think it's the DDO taint.

Seriously, Gandalf was a horrible DDO wizard if we go by the name.

[KreepyKritter]

You know you've been playing too much DDO when you have nightmares about Shroud pugs and wake up furiously hammering your hotkeys and left clicking your imaginary mouse...

That's not just me, right?

[Jeannie]

I saw a personal ad looking for a WF companion and I thought "Warforged?"

[wisdomstorment]

I hit my stealth hotkey at every morning as I enter the office...

[brian14]

I saw a personal ad looking for a WF companion and I thought "Warforged?"

Some people are just too kinky!

Hey, I have TWO life-absorbing hobbies, and I daresay the other one is more dangerous:

You know you've been scuba diving too much, if whenever you look at a boat you think how photogenic a wreck it would make

[Quarterling]

You blame "lag" on real-life things.

Cop: Why were you speeding?
Me: Sorry, lag. I thought by pressing the gas pedal harder, it might make me move.

Boss: Why are you late to work?
Me: My clock lagged.

[Phidius]

I fight the urge to smash the vases and urns in furniture stores.

[Quikster]

Back when the cap was 16 and all there was to do was grind shroud, my wife woke me up one morning and I mumbled, "Yeah I got a bard off shroud timer"

She was a bit ****ed.

[Bogenbroom]

Love the thread. I find myself tossing around terms like "wife aggro" and such...

What I find worse is when I play too much grand theft auto. I see slopes or hills when I am driving and I really wanna jump them.

And I still can't see a propane tank without wanting to shoot it.

[pSINNa]

When friends come over to visit, i always want to drag out my latest screenshots, i know they're not interested, i just can't seem to help it :P.

[Senshock]

Stepped on a snail and wondered about its armor, if it was scaled up in size...

Pondered where/how to place ship buffs in the house..

Told the Bro-in-law his brat was 'totally gimped'..

Fast forward is referred to as the Zerg button...

Saw a job Ad that said "no experience necessary" and thought - newb..

Wished you could cast charm person/teleport/invis etc..

[TitoJ]

I find myself tossing around terms like "wife aggro" and such...

I've been hearing that a lot lately....lots of people getting married after 4 years lol.

Unfortunately it's usually meant because you're getting blasted about playing the game, and not that you're wife is playing with you and just took a bunch of aggro!

[Mark_G]

I keep forgetting I'm not wearing Boots of Feather Fall. The emergency room workers and I are now on a first-name basis...

[Cauthey]

I've found that the elation I experience when I get my pay stub is a lot like opening the email notification for a Lightning-split Soarwood that just sold.

[Claransa]

Tossing wadded paper onto trash at 10-15 feet… "That's a Crit!" I exclaim to confused looks from everyone at work.