You have been playing way too much DDO

[TitoJ]

I just accidentally said to my boss, who was asking me to work overtime, "Sure, I could use some extra XP"....

[camels]

I've been at the bar and said to a friend "afk 1 min bio".

[gemineye]

I showed up at work one morning, and seen two new guys, I asked my boss..."Who are the pugs?"

[Tobril]

You should try shadow-humping people sometime.

[Llewndyn]

You should try shadow-humping people sometime.

That's how I GOT my job! Ziiing!
When asked what the main intranet page at work was, I couldnt remember off the top of my head so hit the home button on my browser, which takes you to myddolite :P

[Dulcimerist]

Recently while shopping for a couple specific items, the rest of my shopping party started browsing lazily at random things in the store. I told them to quit piking.

[Aashrym]

If find myself picking good wall of fire locations or IPS targets watching most fantasy movies these days. I think it's the DDO taint.

Seriously, Gandalf was a horrible DDO wizard if we go by the name.

[KreepyKritter]

You know you've been playing too much DDO when you have nightmares about Shroud pugs and wake up furiously hammering your hotkeys and left clicking your imaginary mouse...

That's not just me, right?

[Jeannie]

I saw a personal ad looking for a WF companion and I thought "Warforged?"

[wisdomstorment]

I hit my stealth hotkey at every morning as I enter the office...

[brian14]

I saw a personal ad looking for a WF companion and I thought "Warforged?"

Some people are just too kinky!

Hey, I have TWO life-absorbing hobbies, and I daresay the other one is more dangerous:

You know you've been scuba diving too much, if whenever you look at a boat you think how photogenic a wreck it would make

[Chai]

I saw a personal ad looking for a WF companion and I thought "Warforged?"

Did it specifically request the voice of John Candy?

[brian14]

I've been at the bar and said to a friend "afk 1 min bio".

Scary thing is, some people (not necessarily MMORPG players) actually talk in text-shorthand. I assume you all know what <3 icon means? Well, I heard some teenagers say "Less than three!" as a form of good-bye.

[Cauthey]

Scary thing is, some people (not necessarily MMORPG players) actually talk in text-shorthand. I assume you all know what <3 icon means? Well, I heard some teenagers say "Less than three!" as a form of good-bye.

Yeah, but they're ********.

[Talltale-Storyteller]

Scary thing is, some people (not necessarily MMORPG players) actually talk in text-shorthand. I assume you all know what <3 icon means? Well, I heard some teenagers say "Less than three!" as a form of good-bye.

I went to the rifle range with a bunch of Marines and I scored higher on my qualification than all but one of the Marines in my unit, and I heard a Lance Corporal (from another unit) say to his buddy: "that squid just pwned you!"

lol true story.


Not DDO, but DnD related, I told a friend of mine that everybody in infantry automatically got Endurance as a class feature - because they are never exhausted after sleeping in light armor...