Nice guys and girls of Khyber

**muffinlad** · 12-08-2010, 07:45 PM

Khyber is the Ebberon version of Hades. Doing nice will get you fined 10 copper and one soul flaying. If you are actually helpful, you can get intered into a block of ice for 10 years with a carpet salesman.

Unless...you are actually plotting something...in that case, well you get a reward.

I think they are after your soul.

Sell it to me first!

muffineviler

**Vizzini** · 12-08-2010, 08:38 PM

^ Truth

Originally Posted by Aussieee

OP you should move to Sarlona, they like this sweet talking bs. Not us and not here.

**DasLurch** · 12-09-2010, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by sweez

Did I click on the wrong subforum? :-\

I was thinking along the same lines. Now I NEED to kill a unicorn or something.... It's like Khyber has been tainted.

**corpman** · 12-09-2010, 02:11 AM

is this the kinder gentler khyber?

**Ashurr** · 12-09-2010, 03:10 AM

What the hel is this Argonian BS?

**Angel_Barchild** · 12-09-2010, 08:40 AM

I can't....it's so hor.../vomit.

**anemephistus** · 12-09-2010, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by MalakRevan

AHHHH! We are being overrun!!!!!! Quickly, everyone man your battle stations. Stainer drop the donut and get in here and show these noobs how Khyber is supposed to be.

/rant on

Holy ****, I don't even know where to start. I'm feeling a little over worked here, between Fluffi wanting cupcakes, Someone “letting good people down” and now this. My god, did the girl scout bus open up a drop-off on our server.

I have spent plenty of time trying to foster some type of good will when the politics get bad, but they are good right now. Take advantage of it. Make fun of something you hate, complain about a noob or a vet. Eat turnips in the nude while watching Gilligan's island. I don't care, just quite being nice where people can see you, they will think we raised you wrong or something.

Good god the next thing we will find out is that you spend half your time on Sarlona

/rant off

**MalakRevan** · 12-09-2010, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by muffinlad

Khyber is the Ebberon version of Hades. Doing nice will get you fined 10 copper and one soul flaying. If you are actually helpful, you can get intered into a block of ice for 10 years with a carpet salesman.

Unless...you are actually plotting something...in that case, well you get a reward.

I think they are after your soul.

Sell it to me first!

muffineviler

I think I'll put his soul next to the Orthon Soul gem in my inventory.......

**blerkington** · 12-09-2010, 02:58 PM

Oh, you crusty old toons of Khyber with your hearts of gold, I wuv you all.

Make sure you check your mailboxes for the GS teddy bears I have been so busily crafting for you. Just remember not to equip more than one at a a time!

See you around.

**muffinlad** · 12-09-2010, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by blerkington

Oh, you crusty old toons of Khyber with your hearts of gold, I wuv you all.

Make sure you check your mailboxes for the GS teddy bears I have been so busily crafting for you. Just remember not to equip more than one at a a time!

See you around.

What will happen? Will your Mabar cloak be crafted into geranimals?

muffinstuffed

**Rydin_Dirtay** · 12-09-2010, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by blerkington

Oh, you crusty old toons of Khyber with your hearts of gold, I wuv you all.

It is not my place to say what our Lord Gornn might say. But He may be pleased. It appears you are learning. Do not go. You may yet be able to leave your garment and lie with the appropriate person.

**blerkington** · 12-09-2010, 08:54 PM

I know I'm not supposed to talk about what's in future updates, but here goes.

In Update 9 there will be an additional gear slot, the hindquarters slot. The hindquarters slot will be an excellent place for you to equip your GS teddybears, among other things.

Seriously, thanks for your comments guys. Looking forward to seeing you in-game.

**NeutronStar** · 12-09-2010, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by muffinlad

geranimals

No

garanimals

Yes

**Garvin** · 12-09-2010, 11:45 PM

This is blasphemy, this is madness! Madness!!!? THIS IS KHYBER!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I8vYrKWlfQ

**Arkat** · 01-23-2020, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by blerkington

Hi there,

Had some great times this past week with some very nice people in this game. I just wanted to say thanks to some of these toons here in the forums.

Sorgens, for doing me a solid with GS crafting ingredients
Gruntis, for his brutally efficient style of play and also for his generosity
Metellica, for being an excellent healer and generally helpful person
Eminite, for his good leadership in The Shroud and sense of humour
Feifung, for being an all-around nice guy
Krongar, for his patience with new players and willingness to share his knowledge
Taon, for airship invites and all the rest
Thorgeirr, Slitha, Durark, Deathbinger and Goldmooon for going to great lengths to get me out of a jam in EtK.

There are certainly some I've missed, so if you don't see your name here please don't take offense. Your sense of fellowship is appreciated, and your approach does you credit.

Thanks again all.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just a bit late to the party but W-T-H? I'm a pretty nice guy!

**MistaMagic** · 01-23-2020, 06:02 PM

I was reading your post and thinking to myself 1) Since when have you been gimp and 2) Who are these people. Then I noticed the date

**Saaluta** · 02-19-2020, 11:17 AM

Where is Memnir or Arkat with a necromancer gif/jpg?

Saal?

**Arkat** · 02-19-2020, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Saaluta

Where is Memnir or Arkat with a necromancer gif/jpg?

Saal?

Well, considering I'm the one who necro'ed it, I'd think Memnir would be the one posting the GIF/JPG.

**Feralthyrtiaq** · 02-19-2020, 01:38 PM

I'm not the nice guy. You are!

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A bit late, I know, but W-T-H??

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