Shaamis took the red pill, will you?

[Shaamis]

Hey Gang! Shaamis here:

I've been thinking:

<...Ever since I took the red pill, and broke free from the system, I feel more alive. I'm no longer a "coppertop", and can move faster, and more efficiently than ever...>

<...Now that my eyes have adjusted, I want to bring others in to see the light, but unfortunately, most around me are still slaves to the system; still duped, and refuse to believe. If they still choose not to break from the system, they are part of the system, and can still be my enemy...>

<As other characters in the marketplace are walking around me, I whip out my Faihful Everfull Mug, pop the top, and take a BIG drink. As i put it away, I slowly levitate off the ground, and then suddenly streak into the air, towards The Vale>

The End......?

[stainer]

Drugs are bad, mmmkay.

[stazer]

***?

[Eistander]

So what was this purple pill I took just now?

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I think I am gonna go lie down on this cloud in the shape of broccoli.. fwee!

[Slink]

I took the red AND the blue pill at the same time.

Let them fight it out!

duh

So what was this purple pill I took just now?

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I think I am gonna go lie down on this cloud in the shape of broccoli.. fwee!

Everyone knows blue and red make purple.

[MrCow]

This explains why I saw a kobold in a black suit with sunglasses not long ago.

[zed1]

I believe this is regarding P2P vs VIP, but could be wrong.

[fuzzy1guy]

I took the red AND the blue pill at the same time.

Let them fight it out!

[weewoo0]

I took the red AND the blue pill at the same time.

Let them fight it out!

[Shaamis]

I believe this is regarding P2P vs VIP, but could be wrong.

You win!

Feels good when you open your eyes and use them for the first time.......?

I'll still work on the others still in the system in this thread though, they seem to need to wait a little longer before they realize they are living in a dream world.....

i'm going to go have a picnic in Amrath, no real threats there for me.

[Quikster]

You win!

Feels good when you open your eyes and use them for the first time.......?

I'll still work on the others still in the system in this thread though, they seem to need to wait a little longer before they realize they are living in a dream world.....

i'm going to go have a picnic in Amrath, no real threats there for me.

Aye mate. Did one acct a few months ago.

I was going back and forth on the other for a while, but when I got hit with an automatic 30 ban for mobar issues, I decided I wasnt giving them access to my CC info anymore. Canceled the acct before the ban was reversed. I pay with paypal now, and only pay when I can afford/want to. Times are tight, and being off the hook for automatic payments help us.

It wasnt strictly a turbine sucks decision, more of a I need extra cash everywhere I can get it, and after this ban fiasco this payment became much more optional to me

[wildemage]

Hey Gang! Shaamis here:

I've been thinking:

<...Ever since I took the red pill, and broke free from the system, I feel more alive. I'm no longer a "coppertop", and can move faster, and more efficiently than ever...>

<...Now that my eyes have adjusted, I want to bring others in to see the light, but unfortunately, most around me are still slaves to the system; still duped, and refuse to believe. If they still choose not to break from the system, they are part of the system, and can still be my enemy...>

<As other characters in the marketplace are walking around me, I whip out my Faihful Everfull Mug, pop the top, and take a BIG drink. As i put it away, I slowly levitate off the ground, and then suddenly streak into the air, towards The Vale>

The End......?

So this is what happens when a dwarf starts taking pills, drinking, and thinking.

[Renvar]

So this is what happens when a dwarf starts taking pills, drinking, and thinking.

The thinking part might be a stretch. 1st he's a dwarf. 2nd If the average dwarf uses 10% of their brain capacity, Shaamis is probably only using 1%. The rest is clogged by stale hops and bong resin. Toon rename to Tommy Boy, please.

[BDog77]

"One pill makes you larger, aaaaaand one pill makes you small......"

[AZgreentea]

Wait, Red and blue? They just gave me a Green pill and said take it or else....

[Shaamis]

The thinking part might be a stretch. 1st he's a dwarf. 2nd If the average dwarf uses 10% of their brain capacity, Shaamis is probably only using 1%. The rest is clogged by stale hops and bong resin. Toon rename to Tommy Boy, please.

You know nothing of the power of a Drunken Master. read a book.

:P

Seriously, Mr Smith, you can choose to live by their rules, or your own rules. I choose my own.

[Shaamis]

Shaamis …Shaamis… pills and beer?? This might be fun for the rest of us when you are running a raid.
I really want to know how you bought that ever full mug, I want a wine glass like that and can’t find it at the ddo store… let me know where you got it, I just might have to ransack that chest

On a side note, Shaamis does seem to have more energy, is the coppertop that does it? I heard Duracell has more power *winks you might want to give it a try

You are SO cute! cute and Witty!

The artifact known as "Shaamis' Everfull Mug" is an artifact handed down to my by right of conquest, from my Master, the Ancient Drunken Master Da'Keng.

The Everfull Mug is an intelligent Item, it communicates through the various liquids it produces, and can even be used as a weapon in a pinch. It has various dings and dents to support this. On the top of the Mugs cap, is a small statue of Shaamis, confirming he is the rightful owner. The Everfull Mug will produce any beverage on command at Shamais whim, but Shaamis often likes to see what it will make of its own free will.

In other words, it's NOT in any Stormreach store, OR the DDO Store!

if you are lucky though, I'll let you pop the top and take a drink if you want.

[BluWaterSeaWitch]

You are SO cute! cute and Witty!

The artifact known as "Shaamis' Everfull Mug" is an artifact handed down to my by right of conquest, from my Master, the Ancient Drunken Master Da'Keng.

The Everfull Mug is an intelligent Item, it communicates through the various liquids it produces, and can even be used as a weapon in a pinch. It has various dings and dents to support this. On the top of the Mugs cap, is a small statue of Shaamis, confirming he is the rightful owner. The Everfull Mug will produce any beverage on command at Shamais whim, but Shaamis often likes to see what it will make of its own free will.

In other words, it's NOT in any Stormreach store, OR the DDO Store!

if you are lucky though, I'll let you pop the top and take a drink if you want.

*pouts, that’s ok … grabs a wine box *shutters, throws it in my backpack with all my wands and pots.. wine pot.. I wonder if we can petition the ddo store??

You might let me have a drink?? I never knew Shaamis was stingy with the alcoholic beverages.

[skyjuice]

There is no sphoon.

[Shaamis]

There is no sphoon.

yes there is, that's what I call the nifty device that unclogs my lavatory.

Well, at least it makes the "Sphoon" noise when i plunge it up and down.

Is that what you are talking about?