Shaamis took the red pill, will you?

[NaturalHazard]

Ive always been on the red pill, so according to this post ive made the right choice? or is it better to be on the blue pill then shift to the red pill?

I thought shaamis would need the blue pill? isnt viagra blue? should help counter act all that drinking.

[Robi3.0]

Hey Gang! Shaamis here:

I've been thinking:

<...Ever since I took the red pill, and broke free from the system, I feel more alive. I'm no longer a "coppertop", and can move faster, and more efficiently than ever...>

<...Now that my eyes have adjusted, I want to bring others in to see the light, but unfortunately, most around me are still slaves to the system; still duped, and refuse to believe. If they still choose not to break from the system, they are part of the system, and can still be my enemy...>

<As other characters in the marketplace are walking around me, I whip out my Faihful Everfull Mug, pop the top, and take a BIG drink. As i put it away, I slowly levitate off the ground, and then suddenly streak into the air, towards The Vale>

The End......?

Pff.. I have been eating red pills as if they were candy for over a year now. This is old news.

[Ashurr]

Okay - now who here thinks the "red pill" is just a euphemism for blotter acid?

[Nysrock]

You are SO cute! cute and Witty!

The artifact known as "Shaamis' Everfull Mug" is an artifact handed down to my by right of conquest, from my Master, the Ancient Drunken Master Da'Keng.

The Everfull Mug is an intelligent Item, it communicates through the various liquids it produces, and can even be used as a weapon in a pinch. It has various dings and dents to support this. On the top of the Mugs cap, is a small statue of Shaamis, confirming he is the rightful owner. The Everfull Mug will produce any beverage on command at Shamais whim, but Shaamis often likes to see what it will make of its own free will.

In other words, it's NOT in any Stormreach store, OR the DDO Store!

if you are lucky though, I'll let you pop the top and take a drink if you want.

Wow! You are brave if you just let the mug decide what to make. What do you do if it decides to make that awful elven wine?

[BluWaterSeaWitch]

Wow! You are brave if you just let the mug decide what to make. What do you do if it decides to make that awful elven wine?

He does drink that nasty dark brown ale, is it really beer?? Elven wine is yummy

[Shaamis]

Ive always been on the red pill, so according to this post ive made the right choice? or is it better to be on the blue pill then shift to the red pill?

I thought shaamis would need the blue pill? isnt viagra blue? should help counter act all that drinking.

LOL, Shaamis is good in that department, no need for a +3 greatclub in a bottle when you already have a +6 Greatclub of Good Blast (and yes it is epic)

[Shaamis]

Pff.. I have been eating red pills as if they were candy for over a year now. This is old news.

Awesome! spread the word, get others to see the light!

[Shaamis]

Okay - now who here thinks the "red pill" is just a euphemism for blotter acid?

hehehe, never had it, and Shaamis would never poison his body with such unpure chemicals.

[Shaamis]

Wow! You are brave if you just let the mug decide what to make. What do you do if it decides to make that awful elven wine?

From what Shaamis knows, The Everfull Mug is dwarven in origin, and has produced that flowery-smelling concoction periodically, especially when The Everfull Mug wants to really get my attention.

Periodically, when Shaamis is really good friends with someone it will produce the beverage the wielder of the Mug likes, but only if Shaamis approves.

Those who swipe The Everfull Mug and try to "steal" a drink will get a very nasty surprise.....

...Lets just say if its a beverage The Mug produces, they are lucky.......

[Shaamis]

He does drink that nasty dark brown ale, is it really beer?? Elven wine is yummy

Elven Wines are sweet and easy to appreciate, BUT, like Shaamis, darker ales take a long time to appreciate and eventually enjoy

[weewoo0]

I took the red AND the blue pill at the same time.

Let them fight it out!

[Ashurr]

hehehe, never had it, and Shaamis would never poison his body with such unpure chemicals.

eh, it's about as pure as alcohol. Extracted from Jimson weed seeds ya know * winks*