Don't take this person in SOS with you

[Xithos]

Heystack isn't that bad as far as puggers go. He only incurs neg 5P when he dies

[iAreTehDoc]

Hey man, this is SO not cool, you messing with my pal Heystack.
Me an' the Stack go way back - I know him like forever - and i know, this guy is tight!
He never let me down and i cant belive you talking bad about my bro'.

So if you keep messin' with him, I gonna mess with you!

[Fomori]

I'm waiting for some overzealous moderator to give you a ban for posting names... being totally clueless that you are talking about a hireling.

PS: ^ Sorry if I have ruined any fun with that message maybe letting the cat out of the bag ^

[KingOfCheese]

Hey man, this is SO not cool, you messing with my pal Heystack.
Me an' the Stack go way back - I know him like forever - and i know, this guy is tight!
He never let me down and i cant belive you talking bad about my bro'.

So if you keep messin' with him, I gonna mess with you!

I don't want to provoke a fight with you--it's one I know I would lose--especially if Heystack was healing me.

I won't say anything else bad about him or his lava affinities. I promise.

[sirdanile]

I don't want to provoke a fight with you--it's one I know I would lose--especially if Heystack was healing me.

I won't say anything else bad about him or his lava affinities. I promise.

Ok the op gave me a slightly amused chuckle.

THIS got me rolling on the floor wishing leslie were still alive to appreciate this.

[iAreTehDoc]

I don't want to provoke a fight with you--it's one I know I would lose--especially if Heystack was healing me.

I won't say anything else bad about him or his lava affinities. I promise.

Dude!
I just talked to my boy and he is really dissappointed of you.
My man the Stack ain't never gonna heal you again, he says, unless you apologize fo' real!

[KingOfCheese]

Dude!
I just talked to my boy and he is really dissappointed of you.
My man the Stack ain't never gonna heal you again, he says, unless you apologize fo' real!

I will try my best.

Mr. Ironhorse, I apologize for going to the DDO forums and reporting to the masses about your inability to perform in the fire room of SoS. I regret that you have to deal with the consequences of my actions, such as strangers coming up to you and calling you "lava diver" or "incompetent healer scum". I feel terrible about the guilt you must feel for using up my resources. Lastly, I apologize that my forum message may result in you never getting the sovereign rune you need--unless you can find some way to pike for it like you clearly must have done for your bluescale armor (note--the extra crits the bluescale gives you won't work when you are submerged in lava). I hope this addresses our differences. Please call off your dogs.

[iAreTehDoc]

That's right man, back off!
"My ressources... my forum message..." All I read her here is "my my my" - don't you ever think of Stacky's ressources? What do you think it costs to repair all the damage delt on that bluesacale due to you letting him die all the time by luring him into deadly Lava traps?
And what for?
Some eight-hundret-somewhat silver coins maybe even less thanks to your aggressive haggling, but since the economy went down a Cleric has to take every contract he gets.
And you're whining about your ressources?
Try being out there in the streets and the dungeons day by day yourself!

[stoolcannon]

I will say this, me and ole Heystack have done A LOT of questing together and while I'll admit he's a bit of an idiot he's not too bad considering the guild he's in.

Yes, his concentration stat is quite obviously a 1
No he does not ever remove curses, disease, poison, blindness or basically anything else
No, he does not understand that healing can be done from further than 8 inches from me
No, he can't do more than 15dps when he's set free from the bonds of my leadership
No, he doesn't seem to listen to my cry for help unless I'm drifting through the middle of the air, performing an arcane ritual to please his insidious desires to see me make a fool of myself

But he's loyal

He's always there for me when he's not dead (so approximately 26.4% of the time)
He's apparently got more mana than 10 favored souls
He's always willing to drink a pot or 10 to get the job done
He fits nicely in my backback

This Bud's for you, Heystack Ironhorse. I love you, man.

[Asirin]

A player that does not respond about his bad actions in group when asked a direct question has no right to defend himself later on.

Man up and speak up.

[sirgog]

Haystack isnt useless. At least you can get a deathward that lasts longer than it takes to chew him out for dying before you tell him to pike at the door while you solo the run.

I knew this would be about the fire room too, heh.

P.S. How the hell did this guy get blue dragonscale armor? That must have been what...surviving through at least 50 TOR runs? Screenshots or it didnt happen.

Phosphor and the Hound shield too. Given his guild's aversion to raids, the latter is really surprising. But I'm certainly not surprised that he's invested his set of tome pages in a Phosphor rather than a Skiver.

[stoolcannon]

Must TTT.

Thread of the month.

[Hafeal]

Well played, gentlepeople. Well played.

[Crystalizer]

no name & shame ?

[PNellesen]

IBTL!










I try to avoid taking ANYONE from Heystack's guild with me. They ALL play the same way.

[Miahoo]

LOLed!

when i start read this i was thinking "geh.. why not just take a hireling?"
when i continue further i was thinking: "wow.. sounds just like a hireling!"
at the end i was saying: "hey!! thats a hireling!!!"

+1 for making me lol