Kobold Assault upgrade ideas

[Zectarash]

Want it to be 300,000 Kobolds at 10,000 KpM?

[Dulcimerist]

I enjoy killing lots of little kobolds, too!

Another option would be DDO adding goblins, and having some major goblin invasion where you get to kill hundreds of them. Bosses could be some orc warlords or something like that. I think that goblins could be as annoying, if not more annoying, than kobolds - but that would make them even more gratifying to kill.

[Zectarash]

I enjoy killing lots of little kobolds, too!

Another option would be DDO adding goblins, and having some major goblin invasion where you get to kill hundreds of them. Bosses could be some orc warlords or something like that. I think that goblins could be as annoying, if not more annoying, than kobolds - but that would make them even more gratifying to kill.

Ooh, a mixed batch! 20,000 Kobolds + 15,000 goblins and TWO bosses! And, of course, optional 30,000 Kobolds + 25,000 goblins!

[Zectarash]

What else could they have? Stormreach finally collapses at the end and the screen displays in large letters MANY MONTHS LATER... And then it take you to the quest entrance?

[chrisgina39]

anyone who would do this is insane
lets get started! who boughts the nachos
also max hypo+neg lvs=wait till all are in 1 spot and max nukes and gaint lag beast boss attack!!!!!!

instead of dragons and such we should fight the lag beast:P

[Zectarash]

anyone who would do this is insane
lets get started! who boughts the nachos
also max hypo+neg lvs=wait till all are in 1 spot and max nukes and gaint lag beast boss attack!!!!!!

instead of dragons and such we should fight the lag beast:P

Better get my Greater Lag Resist pots! >

[chrisgina39]

the lag beast is swift and deadly you wont have time for pots clickys or even spell-like abilities

[Zectarash]

Use them ahead of time.

[AltheaSteelrain]

I would sign up for this if you have the "Kobold Invasion" quest available without any shrines and random kobolds wielding vorpals just like kasquick so it would be awesome!

Just imagine, level 20's fearing every kobold mob.

And 1000 KpM is too few, why not 10000 KpM's with VORPALS?

[Zectarash]

I would sign up for this if you have the "Kobold Invasion" quest available without any shrines and random kobolds wielding vorpals just like kasquick so it would be awesome!

Just imagine, level 20's fearing every kobold mob.

And 1000 KpM is too few, why not 10000 KpM's with VORPALS?

The Vorpals kind of ruin the concept of slaughter and "if you leave the Blade Barriers, Firewalls, etc you will have the effect of being hacked apart by thousands of nail files."

[AltheaSteelrain]

The Vorpals kind of ruin the concept of slaughter and "if you leave the Blade Barriers, Firewalls, etc you will have the effect of being hacked apart by nail files."

Well it'll be boring then if you only have non vorpal kobold hordes attacking your intimitank while the rest of the group sits back and throw whatever towards where the tank is ad infinitum.

You gotta give the kobolds a fighting chance to make this quest suggestion enjoyable

[Zectarash]

Honestly, though, can anyone think of a reptilian monster for the Kobold Attack boss?

[AltheaSteelrain]

Honestly, though, can anyone think of a reptilian monster for the Kobold Attack boss?

Something like Kasquick the Mighty from the Vale would be nice, guarded/escorted by heavily armored angry kobolds and regally draped shamans w/ pointy sticks.

[Zephyrelli]

They could introduce the Lizard Man and Lizard King from the old AD&D. I think King's were like CR8/10.

Kobold invasion or not, Lizard Men and Kings would be cool to have in DDO.

[Zectarash]

Yeah, probably would've stumbled upon it, but it would have taken a while. Thanks!

[Zectarash]

They could introduce the Lizard Man and Lizard King from the old AD&D. I think King's were like CR8/10.

Kobold invasion or not, Lizard Men and Kings would be cool to have in DDO.

I'll double-check their HD from AD&D. I wonder if they're still around in 3rd and/or 4th? Only play AD&D except for trying 4th once. Didn't even get past the first quest before we stopped.

[Zectarash]

Well it'll be boring then if you only have non vorpal kobold hordes attacking your intimitank while the rest of the group sits back and throw whatever towards where the tank is ad infinitum.

You gotta give the kobolds a fighting chance to make this quest suggestion enjoyable

Okay, so the Kobolds get the lids on the sewers (about 100 of these) which are nigh-impenetrable and you have to get behind them while being hit by the lag of literally thousands of kobolds. Plus, tanks don't get Shield or Nightshield, so Magic Missile gets to them. Not much, but 5,000 or so can kill pretty quick.

[Zectarash]

Let me also add to the line: "If you stay in the Blade Barriers, etc, it will only be like being hacked apart by hundreds of nail files." Plus, there's the dragon at the end.

[Zectarash]

I'll double-check their HD from AD&D. I wonder if they're still around in 3rd and/or 4th? Only play AD&D except for trying 4th once. Didn't even get past the first quest before we stopped.

Yup, Lizard King has 8 HD (for those who don't play AD&D: HD is the monster's level). Plus, the spearing trident ought to be interesting.

This leads me to two slightly off-topic ideas. The first is, why not add spears and a few other such weapons?

Secondly, why not use a bunch of things from AD&D? Seeing some of Grimtooth's Traps in effect would be hilarious. So would seeing Tiamat spew lightning all over the barbarian (except that we healers would have to clean up the bloody mess).

Anyway, ignore that, I'll just make it into new threads later.

[AltheaSteelrain]

Okay, so the Kobolds get the lids on the sewers (about 100 of these) which are nigh-impenetrable and you have to get behind them while being hit by the lag of literally thousands of kobolds. Plus, tanks don't get Shield or Nightshield, so Magic Missile gets to them. Not much, but 5,000 or so can kill pretty quick.

The Mabar Event Robe of Night has a Nightshield Clickie and some tanks can UMD ML:10 shield wands

So the shaman missile spams are invalid @_@

Unless of course, those shamans took the wizard past life