It's that time of year again...

[r00k]

Mc Dojo is in the market for new blood.
In an effort to secure an airship I'm opening the guild to new members.
the lvl of the character and the ability of the player are irrelevant.

I will personaly power level with you till we reach our goal - lots of plat.
That's 'pwr lvl till' and not 'recruit till'
Then I will keep you in my air ship untill your stockholm syndrome develops.

ofcourse power leveling isn't the main objective of the guild. nor is it normaly any objective of Mc Dojo.
The true objective of the guild is the end game. "to escape reality for a few hours a week"
Here is the original manuscript(That all members must obey):

hmm
it has disappeared

any way
it was rpg absurdist
NO BUILD NONSENCE
non zergist
NO BLIND INVITES
or purists

+10:00 GMT
mabe 19:30
ye must like tea
mabe week days
no sign up fee
No instant officers
ye must like me
and vica versa(s)
kk with Australia

your friends are fine to play with
(as long as they stay out of my guild)

If you don't fit in, i'm cool with that
fit in somewhere else.

If you meet these criteria - I want my guild to be associated with you.
I also want to do some less pugging, more chugging, less lugging, more fugging.

[Consumer]

How quickly can I get my black belt?

[r00k]

How much do you play?
seriously if you really want a black belt i'll let you in on a secret:
most belts are black and brown so go to the nearest store and pick one out.
if thou wouldest liketh tooth join, pm me and we'll do some quests together.
and see how many we can kill before hitting the dirt.
last man standing.
and to quote a celebrity "and such as..."