Got a Black Abbott Sigil
Got a Black Abbott Sigil
Got a Black Abbott Sigil
We've got an Ascension to stop, don't you see?
But he's the Black Abbot, baby
and he's trying to make a minion out of me

Don't use Xy'zzy on me baby
Don't use Xy'zzy on me baby
Yes, Don't use Xy'zzy on me baby
Stop messing round with my cupcakes
Don't use Xy'zzy on me baby,
You just might make me use my magic sticks

Got a Black Abbott Cookie
Got a Black Abbott Cookie
Got a Black Abbott Cookie
It's turning my skin into stone
I need DR/- so bad
Abbott Cookie I can't leave you alone