Interesting things you can hear at my house when we've been drinking

[Kiranselie]

When did you take your eye out?

[toughguyjoe]

It was certainly either Before or After the puking.

One of the two.

[Spisey]

So were you the skull*ucker or skull*uckee?

Either way, it brings a whole new meaning to "I'll keep an eye out for you"

[thomprob]

When did you take your eye out?

How about...*explitive* neighbor's dogs. Gimme about 15 minutes I'm gonna go shoot my neighbor's dogs. 15 minutes later: you think I'm going to hell if my neighbor is a preacher? *explitive* it, they shouldn't have been in my trash.

[Khestral]

How about...*explitive* neighbor's dogs. Gimme about 15 minutes I'm gonna go shoot my neighbor's dogs. 15 minutes later: you think I'm going to hell if my neighbor is a preacher? *explitive* it, they shouldn't have been in my trash.

That's a sober statement, not drunk

[thomprob]

"Forrest Gump voice": this intel rune says ahm nawt a smahht man

[Rameses]

How about...*explitive* neighbor's dogs. Gimme about 15 minutes I'm gonna go shoot my neighbor's dogs. 15 minutes later: you think I'm going to hell if my neighbor is a preacher? *explitive* it, they shouldn't have been in my trash.

this was a good night.

-Rameses!