Do you use newb, noob, and n00b interchangably as I do?
Negative, as a primary voice user I make no differentiation between noob homonyms since I can't be arsed to enunciate my Ws or slip into binary to pronounce the 00. When I say noob it is used in a statement prefacing one thing, 'Hey NOOB! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!' In which case by little friend I mean the noob after getting hit with my Shrinker and by say hello I mean you are about to be chased down by a furiously stomping Duke Nukem.
Does someone calling you a newb offend you?
If they pronounce the W, then no. It must mean I'm at an SCA event and not dressed for the occasion, look obviously confused and befuddled, or have been staring askance at somebodies home made haggis for the last 15 minutes.
What if they call you a noob, or any other alternative "leet" spelling?
Then they better precede or follow that statement by gibbing me with rocket spam or some lazily tossed pipe bombs, in which case I deserve it. Failing to use noob in conjunction with these conditions may rile me up enough to equip The Mighty Foot and proceed to get all future kills by bloody stomping.
What if you are legitimately new, and ignorant of the game, and require a little extra coaching or patience?
Then you are filling a valuable roll, one known as Fresh Meat. Suck it up noob.
Do you really differentiate between the spellings, with one spelling being more insulting or offensive than another (additional context of the word's use aside)?
Nope, already said I can't be arsed to pronounce the difference and typing is counterproductive to fragging.
Which is most offensive?
The noob which is pronounced: 'Donkey slurping camel humping incestuous son of a motherless goat.'
Which is least?
The noob which is pronounced: 'O Prince of Princes, your radiant luminescence outshines the sun and stars, may your illustrious loins bear abundant fruit that your greatness is passed into the generations.'
There are several in Stoolcannon's thread that suggest that "newb" = "new player," and is not necessarily offensive, and that "noob" = "lazy/stupid player unwilling to listen or follow directions." I had always presumed that the offensiveness and arrogance was in calling someone who was in fact NOT a new player a "newb."
Using newb, noob, or n00b, is just lazy. We have an abundance of adjectives in the english language, and if you can't find one apropos to the situation then resorting to noob in any of it's variations is simply unimaginative at best. I'm a personal fan of flaming arsebag of arsebaggery, Lord of The Dewsh, handitarded, whey-faced canker-blossom, etc. Being new is reason for none of those terms though, they just simply apply to some regardless of play experience and are unlikely to change no matter how long they play.
Discuss!