Mediocrity!

[dsebutchr]

Do you find yourself putting off things that need to be done today? Do you find those guilds that require you to actually accomplish something...ask too much? Do you feel that your time could better be spent in your underwear on the couch eating cheetos than getting much of anything done?

Mediocrity is recruiting and we are looking for YOU!

Our requirements are that you are actively breathing. We don't care if it's snores or snuffles!
You got a toon, you want a guild, you just piked TS and picked up something with guild slots and you don't know how the heck your gonna use it because no guild in their right mind would accept you after that whole issue with the goat in the marketplace and why the heck did Vienas have to announce the bloody thing on...nevermind...bad experience...

Mediocrity is here to help! We'll exploit you for your renown and you get a guild! YAY!!


Recruiters are looking for you. Since all the recruiters are me, wife, buddy, some dude that accepted invite and some chick he invited...you might have to look for us! We're almost GL 20. Once we have a ship I recommend all the other guilds move to safe docking locations as we'll be opening that wench up to see what she's got in the skies of Marketplace!


All your Renown are belong to us.

[dsebutchr]

New guild members will be promoted to Officer after several hours or days of play. Depending on the mood of the GM at that given time.

Remember as a member of Mediocrity: You are Special! Just like everyone else!


Thanks!!

Be an Officer! Be one of the elitest of the elitest elites to uberfy the game of DDO and do stuff when not nosegoblin mining!

Eat cheetos during boss fights! Take pride in orange keyboards!

MEDIOCRITY UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!11!

edited because my wife was nagging me about spelling...

[dsebutchr]

We were formerly known as Dyslexics Untie!!!

But too many people looked at us funny, so we upgraded to Mediocrity.


Striving to be "meh" in all things!

[sgtcatfish]

Do you find yourself putting off things that need to be done today? Do you find those guilds that require you to actually accomplish something...ask too much? Do you feel that your time could better be spent in your underwear on the couch eating cheetos than getting much of anything done?

Mediocrity is recruiting and we are looking for YOU!

Our requirements are that you are actively breathing. We don't care if it's snores or snuffles!
You got a toon, you want a guild, you just piked TS and picked up something with guild slots and you don't know how the heck your gonna use it because no guild in their right mind would accept you after that whole issue with the goat in the marketplace and why the heck did Vienas have to announce the bloody thing on...nevermind...bad experience...

Mediocrity is here to help! We'll exploit you for your renown and you get a guild! YAY!!


Recruiters are looking for you. Since all the recruiters are me, wife, buddy, some dude that accepted invite and some chick he invited...you might have to look for us! We're almost GL 20. Once we have a ship I recommend all the other guilds move to safe docking locations as we'll be opening that wench up to see what she's got in the skies of Marketplace!


All your Renown are belong to us.

Advertising at its best if i could i would + you 1 made me LOL very hard to bad im not on argo or i might just take that offer, GL out there i hear those skies are rabbid

[dsebutchr]

Yes I'm at work and I'm bored to tears...


You can't get invited right now anyway...unless that dude is online. Rillis is his name. Good lad, helps a lot. Only dies when you need him for DPS.

Ask him if he's playing. I'll invite after 5pm CST if anyone cares. Maybe, depending on the wife and when dinner is ready...and what shows are on...and if the dog is playful and we have some peanut butter left...

[sgtcatfish]

Work that is blasphemy to all things DDO you should be ashamed

[Rauven]

Your tag says Argo but you posted in Thelanis. I might be confused if I thought about it more. If you tell me where I can't find you I might come be mediocre too. If I can find the time to put on some pants. No promises.

[EKKM]

We were formerly known as Dyslexics Untie!!!

But too many people looked at us funny, so we upgraded to Mediocrity.


Striving to be "meh" in all things!

Aww that was one of my favourite guild names, that and "Some warforged stole my bike"

Chuckled whenever I saw it.

[Micron]

This sounds too good to be true.

[dsebutchr]

Your tag says Argo but you posted in Thelanis. I might be confused if I thought about it more. If you tell me where I can't find you I might come be mediocre too. If I can find the time to put on some pants. No promises.

The dude who's account I stole had some toons on Argo. I sold his stuff, made a trade with somebody that wanted the heck off Thelanis and made a guild there.

So you can find us on Thelanis. I might go back to Argo one day, if I can be sure dude isn't still lookin for me...

[Zion_Halcyon]

Your tag says Argo but you posted in Thelanis. I might be confused if I thought about it more. If you tell me where I can't find you I might come be mediocre too. If I can find the time to put on some pants. No promises.

I'd say that fits right in with the theme.

And the old guild name would have been funnier if it were lysDexics Untie.

[~jradnut]

Good one, gotsta love it. Lolz!

[SirAggravator]

If I didn't already have a guild I would have joined this one.

Question: How do people know if they are mediocre enough to join? Are there some tests you conduct to determine sufficient apathy levels?

[Micron]

Question: How do people know if they are mediocre enough to join? Are there some tests you conduct to determine sufficient apathy levels?

I would say just pay attention to what you do, and anytime you get the impression you're starting to be good at something, STOP, drop it, and focus on something else you know you suck at. Compliments from group members like "wd mate" or achieving the Flawless Victory, Persistence or Conquest bonuses might indicate that you're doing something wrong.

[Tom318]

I would say just pay attention to what you do, and anytime you get the impression you're starting to be good at something, STOP, drop it, and focus on something else you know you suck at. Compliments from group members like "wd mate" or achieving the Flawless Victory, Persistence or Conquest bonuses might indicate that you're doing something wrong.

And if you actually, accidentally get an airship, keep it empty

[dsebutchr]

1. Read Sinibyte's post of Piking as an artform. This post will soon be added to guild charter. I keep planning to get this done...then I see something shiney.

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php...ghlight=piking

2. If your not sitting in your underwear eating cheetos while the boss fight takes place...your doing it wrong.

3. There are a lot of really nice people in game, find them, party with them, when they need something pretend ignorance and you'll usually get free stuff before the quest ends. (this doesn't pertain to the question...but if you do this you're the type of person we're looking for. My wife just told me that you can also simply make a hot elf toon and have a girl talk in voice chat and you get all kinds of stuff and help...she has taken our guild's idea to the next level and evolved beyond even what I am capable of.)

4. Everything else is listed in our advertisements for members:

Do you feel that there is nothing that needs doing today, that you can't put off until tomorrow?
Do those guilds with requirements that actually expect you to accomplish something...ask too much?
Do those guilds that brag about their accomplishments make you tired just reading what they blather on about?

Mediocrity is recruiting!!

We will exploit you for renown and you get a guild with a flying ship thingy!! YAY!!!

You can use the ship to get where ever your current party keeps whining about waiting for you! That means you can take a little longer checking the AH for cosmetic items that are just necessary.

Remember our ability to accessorize is the only thing that separates us from the Kobolds.

[Tom318]

2. If your not sitting in your birthday suit eating cheetos while the boss fight takes place...your doing it wrong.

Fixed

[dsebutchr]

I have nothing to contribute to this post other than moving it higher up the list of posts.


Thank you for your time.

Please continue...

[krissonofpark]

I have nothing to contribute to this post other than moving it higher up the list of posts.


Thank you for your time.

Please continue...

That sounds a good enough reason for me.
In fact if I was not already in a Guild, I would fit right into yours.

Keep up the good work.
On the other hand don't, as you would no longer fit into your Guild if you did.