Make Warforged Casters More Fair!

[KillEveryone]

... Hell with it, I'm going to add to the insanity. Seizure day!

This one made me feel like I was moving forward.

[KillEveryone]

I'll call your seizure and raise you

My eyes started to bleed with this.

I still like it.

[Sweyn]

How are you still able to post??

[Schwarzie]

You currently have -1907 reputation points.

I didn't even say anything bad.

This here was long overdue:

Merkbefreiung:
Die nachstehend eindeutig identifizierte Lebensform

Name : _h4x0r1f1c__________
Vorname : _irrelevant_________
Geburtsdatum : _lost_______________
Geburtsort : _burned in shame____
Personalausweisnummer: _no state wants to give him one_

ist hiermit für den Zeitraum von

[_] 6 Monaten
[_] 12 Monaten
[_] 24 Monaten
[X] unbefristet davon befreit, etwas zu merken, d.h. wesentliche Verhaltensänderungen
bei der Interaktion mit denkenden Wesen zu zeigen.

Die Einstufung der o.a. Person nach dem amtlichen Index für Merkbefreiungen liegt bei dem Äquivalent von

[_] einem Mensaessen vom Vortag
[X] drei Hartkeksen in löslichem Kaffee
[_] einer Kiste Schwarzbrot in Dosen
[_] einem Quadratmeterstück Torfmoos während einer sechswöchigen Sommerdürre
[_] einem Container erodiertem Sandstein (Streusandqualität)

Die ausgesprochene Merkbefreiung erlischt mit dem Ablauf des

[_] __.__.19__
[_] __.__.20__
[X] der vollständigen Erosion der körperlichen Bestandteile der o.a. Lebensform und gilt,
sofern die o.a. Lebensform durch das nachstehende Kennzeichen als merkbefreit zu
identifizieren ist:

[_] eine rote Plastiknase
[_] olives Stoffstück mit weißem Rand, auf der Schulter zu tragen
[X] die Lebensform ist durch den Gesichtsausdruck zweifelsfrei als unbefristet
merkbefreit zu erkennen.

Die o.a. Lebensform ist durch den Erwerb dieses Merkbefreiungsscheins automatisch für die folgenden Tätigkeiten qualifiziert:

[_] Markierungshütchen bei Abmarkierungsarbeiten auf Bundesautobahnen
[_] Garderobenständer und Regenschirmständer in Restaurants bis zu, aber
nicht eingeschlossen, 3 Sterne
[X] Regelstab in Schwerwasserreaktoren
[_] Markierungsstab für das Fahrwasser im Nationalpark Wattenmeer
[_] Landschaftsmerkmal/Orientierungshilfe in der Wüste Gobi

Die Merkbefreiung für die o.a. Lebensform wurde in einem öffentlichen Merkbefreiungsverfahren ausgesprochen und ist nach Ablauf der Einspruchsfrist von 17 Sekunden rechtskräftig.

Datum Unterschrift Dienstsiegel
04.10.2010 Tebest *Bumpf*

Stirnabdruck des Merkbefreiten

*BONK*

Diese Merkfreiung wurde elektronisch erstellt und ist deswegen nicht unterschrieben.


PS: Yeah this is bureocratic german. Its living hell to even try to translate that. English simply doesnt have the necessary words. For example "Merkbefreiung" means:

It mean that some one doesnt notice any thing any more.
No normal comunication with other people is possible.

[BangsLiekWhoa]

+1 to the OP!

Also:

I like these kind of optical illusions!

[Hendrik]

Doesn't persistant trolling count as "anything bad" then?

Nor does blatant lying or name calling.

This 'person' has some real chutzpah.

[Hendrik]

I am impressed by your Reenis.

LOL!!!!

Hey, just think, soon his posting ability will be removed. Let's keep up the fine work community and rep it's posts appropriately.

[Lorien_the_First_One]

LOL!!!!

Hey, just think, soon his posting ability will be removed. Let's keep up the fine work community and rep it's posts appropriately.

I think its pretty clear the devs want him to continue to have the ability to post. I will resist commenting on why.

[uhgungawa]

I think its pretty clear the devs want him to continue to have the ability to post. I will resist commenting on why.

Free mustachio rides?

[Thargnar]

I think its pretty clear the devs want him to continue to have the ability to post. I will resist commenting on why.

Entertainment. He's like the 'bad guy' in wrestling, everyone knows it's fake, but they love to hate him anyway.

[PopeJual]

I think its pretty clear the devs want him to continue to have the ability to post. I will resist commenting on why.

I think that they want to keep him in reserve in case there are major bugs in U7 and they end up needing a distraction.

Player base: RAR! US NO LIKE BUGS!
H4x0r1f1c: Here's my latest suggestion for PvP.
Player base: RAR! US NO LIKE PvP!
Turbine: Whew. Now we can work on those bug fixes in peace.

[Hendrik]

I think its pretty clear the devs want him to continue to have the ability to post. I will resist commenting on why.

I'd say comedic value alone...

[Schwarzie]

I'd say comedic value alone...

Valid point!

Maybe they just wanna see how much Negative Reputation a player can amass before he quits the game.

[Thargnar]

Valid point!

Maybe they just wanna see how much Negative Reputation a player can amass before he quits the game.

Unlikely, neg rep is like ambrosia to a Troll, it's validation that they are doing their job well.

[Zippo]

Free mustachio rides?

I'm just sayin

[mixomatozis]

You can never compare arcane caster with a figher. As far as DnD goes, the warriors have it easy from the beginning and the second half of the game is easyer oft the spell casters as they become more powerfull.

Im for an arenas designed only for meele and only for casters but keep the ones that are for all.
Penalties for casters? No...

[Quarterling]

You can never compare arcane caster with a figher. As far as DnD goes, the warriors have it easy from the beginning and the second half of the game is easyer oft the spell casters as they become more powerfull.

Im for an arenas designed only for meele and only for casters but keep the ones that are for all.
Penalties for casters? No...

There is something you should know about this thread.

A long time ago, there was a person named haxxorific or something like that, and every... single... day... he would come to the forums and make at least one or two threads suggesting to nerf arcane archers because his level 20 sorcerer would keep getting killed in the brawling arena, despite the fact that he would kill all others who would dare step into the brawling pit (at least this is the impression I got, I'm not on his server).

His posts were serious of course, and every person on the forums berated his ideas because to make the changes, it would mess up aspects of PvE as well as cost development time which nobody wants. He also set the world record for largest red bar IIRC.

Anyways, I made this joke thread to see how haxxorific would respond. Unfortunately, I recently tried to look him up, but it seems as if his forum account was deleted as their is no visible record of it even existing.

Please notice how I said joke thread, as I don't even actually have a fighter (only melees are a rogue and a pair of soon-to-be nerfed monks).

Ah... this thread brings back good memories.

[ThePrincipal]

u9 makes some tweeks

shorter duration on dance and stun, very long cooldown on stun

pale masters take double damage to light spells, giving divines a boost

[sephiroth1084]

You needed to do this under a different forum name. That was a dead give away on the sarcasm.